Posh and Fab reach the end of Part One, and they are in no hurry to get to Part Two. Cher wears more dresses, makes more albums, lists more things, and declines to tie up any of the things she fiveshadowed in the beginning of the book, so it's more like oneshadowing.

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Sonny returns to Cher's television life, Greg makes some bad decisions because he's a junkie, and Elijah is born. Posh and Fab develop an entire pitch for Celebrity Pegging.

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Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: A desperate battle for control of space hospital is taking place in space boardrooms and space court, with Queen Pencil and her Diamonds and Doilies subsidiary on one side, and Syrupy Pam’s secret overlords from the Pyramid and Necrogenesis on the other. While the hospital is closed down, the staff take the opportunity to indulge their hedonistic tendencies on Space Beach and the infamous Space Beach Casino. Dr. Christine Lahti is reunited with Orion (recurring guest star Benjamin Bratt) who is forced to wear bathers by Space Beach Patrol. Space Nurse Alyssa Milano and Special Guest Star Heather Locklear face off over their loyalties. Is Space Nurse still in thrall to the Church of Necrogenesis, and does Heather Locklear really love Princess Pencil, or was this all a plan to get control of D&D (Diamonds and Doilies)?

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Cher performs with Bette Midler and Elton John in the gayest moment ever orchestrated, while Posh and Fab sing in unison about the glory of cape to gown reveals.

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Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Acting administrator Julie Kaufman is found dead at the rear of the space hospital, her head shoved into a street library, dislodging two Mills and Boons and a Jackie Collins. Dr Christine Lahti assembles the suspects in the staff canteen and reveals she knows who the murderer is. Is it The Boss, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano, Princess Pencil, the new head of Diamonds and Doilies, Heather Locklear, or the recently arrived new owner of the Space Hospital, Syrupy Pam, played by special guest star Jill Eikenberry?

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Amongst the horrors of Cher's life, she meets David Geffen and Posh and Fab wonder why nobody is mentioning the giant pink gay elephant in the room.

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Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Christine Lahti is confessing to The Boss that she's worried about the state of the hospital’s finances after being asked to reuse syringes after a quick rinse with Morning Fresh. Space Nurse Alyssa Milano explains she is not the Boss, and the Boss has been demoted to Boss of the Stationery Cupboard. Space Therapist Julie Kaufman (special guest star Phylica Rashad) is the acting-boss until the arrival of new owners. Meanwhile, Space Queen (extra special guest star Linda Lavin) informs Princess Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) that she cannot marry Discount Hairdresser Heather Locklear to avoid accusations of nepotism when the Queen hires her to run her space mining and interior decorating company Diamonds and Doilies, to replace the previous administrator who decorated too many mansions with cushions people could not bring themselves to look at.

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More Fab fury over a half-sentence about an album, Cher emancipates herself with the help of Joey Badaboopay, and Posh and Fab eulogise an unrelated television show.

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Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr Christine Lahti prepares for her first date with space janitor Orion (special guest star Benjamin Bratt) who, thanks to The Boss, no longer has a budget for clothing and must go through life completely naked. While admiring the view, Dr Lahti is surprised to discover Orion’s great singing voice, specifically noting his impressive belt. But, unbeknownst to Dr Lahti, Orion stole this gift from ex-girlfriend, and hospital gift shop employee Elaine (special guest star Jane Krakowski). Having refused to move home Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) gets a visit from her mother the Space Queen (extra special guest star Linda Lavin).

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