Play-by-play of a true cinematic gem, Steven Seagal's 2016 direct-to-video experience "The Asian Connection." To enhance your viewing experience, I recommend turning the watch into a drinking game, whose rules I provide here. futtbucker.biz/drink for a nice little graphic of when to drink.

Taking a look at a certain subreddit and dabbling in the dark arts.

A lot of over-20 virgins this ep. Both semi and big-time infidelity. Ffs, find someone with a similar value system to your own.

Talking a bit about one of my favorite films, Juzo Itami's 1985Tampopo, a sexy and hungry comedy. Specifically, I'm looking at "the first ramen western" insofar as it represents Japan on the national stage, a country that ascended to prominence and decadence through the tutelage and emulation of other superpower nations.

Milk = racist. Vegans = wilin'.

High-BMI wives, low-libido husbands, and the importance of stretching before physical activity.

The image of the angry and rebellious woman in Greek mythology.

Mheghyn Khellhy and I fix relationships. This episode is dedicated to Ayanna Pressley.

The world is full of narcissists of every kind. [pudding sounds]

Society has progressed beyond the need for watching movies. Society has not progressed beyond the need for movie critics.