#YasBic! Karla has ants in her pants! Literally. Out-of-state che(ck)(que)s! We give beans to everyone! We realize how much Monty Python taught us! We find out Michael’s crush he would go straight for! (Hint: Rhymes with Helly Bluvall) We discus illegal laziness and Arcs de Triomphe made of baguettes! #TeamPineappleOnPizza! Karla becomes a model of health and safety! Promos from Grave Girls and Yeah No Yeah!

Karla tries to sing “Happy Birthday”! We talk about our lives filled with boating and leafy greens! Applause is for yourself and no one else! Karla gives some great BBB’s about Berlin! We get our very first “Two Truths and a Lie” story from Kate (Ignorance Was Bliss)! David sends us a card that then becomes reality! Cheyenne Mall as a modern performance art piece?!

Buckle in as we welcome our first guest EVER on the show - Kate from the podcast "Ignorance Was Bliss"! We discuss Yanny, Laurel, or another option! There is 'gifting of breasts'! We have multiple nude beach stories on opposite sides of the continent - both insane in their own right! You'll also hear two promos; one from Ignorance Was Bliss and one from Learn Me Something! Thanks again to Kate for joining us on the show!

Karla has brunch at Snow White's! We find out Michael has never seen 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'! Who knew that sometimes casserole dishes explode!? Karla tries to pronounce some crazy Wisconsin names and we also find out behind on the times she is! We then become a meditation podcast and then "get Schlitzed"!

We find out how Batsh*t Denver really is! Thunderstud kills its creator! Magic mushrooms and a hand full of smells! I <3 Porn! Nips stuck in the old noggin!

Accidental texts such as "Bologna pony"! All of the talk of marriage! Bird Rock isn't for birds anymore! The Religion of Star Trek is born! We become bosom buddies! The new phrase "Ambulancing Reasons"! #Cursed, #Blessed's more attractive sibling!

Pounds of butter! Kilometers of wine! Existentialism! China Poblana! Nuclear power plants on fault lines! Otter-like ginger men in Sweden!

Illegal nuclear explosions! Suspicious Salmoning! Organ vices! Katherine goes roller skating!

Another two-part postcard extravaganza! A postcard from our theme music composer, Katherine! TINA TURNER! Cryogenically frozen heads! Lesbians are writing on American Monuments! Robot voices!

A two part postcard extravaganza! A horrible first date story! Cops knocking on windows! New random question of the week! We find out where the f**k Michael was and he soon finds himself somewhere else unknown!