Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville TN 37219 or [email protected] We reveal that we are expanding our scope to just craaaazy/fun stories in general, as well as splitting our full show into multiple shorter shows! Karla shares her first skinny dipping experience with a beau we refer to as “Ohio”! Speaking of Ohio, Karla shares some BBB’s from Cleveland! Michael does a complete 180 on Cleveland due to one simple fact! We share some stories from a Bartender, some bridesmaids, and the Queen Mother! We discuss last week’s Rando question and give you a new one (What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?)! Promos from Drunk Discussions, I am Geek, Conspeared, and (kind of) SKRIM Podcast!

Karla gets catfished, calls him out, hosts 6 band members at her house, and finds out what a nunnery is! We go over Boobs, Booze, and Bizarre in Toronto and we call 1-800-O-CANADA! A discussion of terrible wedding circumstances is brought up! And speaking of weddings, we get some mail about Tinder dates, copulation in a refrigerator, a 5-day party bender, and two elder gays connecting in an bar! A famous Russian is the subject of our Drunks in History segment! Karla and Michael reminisce about vodka bars in Denver! Michael presents his WTFAI with musical accompaniment and a terrible Italian accent! Karla moans and groans and is hungry! Random Question of the Week: What would be the funniest sport to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?! Promos from Drunk the Pod and Learn Me Something! Write to us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or [email protected]!

We’re back from our “summer lovin’” vacations (a day late, we’re sorry)! We talk about all of the random shit you are all used to at this point! We talk about the Kansas and Wyoming of Canada! David interrupts twice and we didn’t even edit it out! Michael baffles Karla with a Hedwig and the Angry Inch reference, that she eventually gets! Michael also forgot that we were recording on his anniversary and tells the story of his honeymoon in an unexpected place! Join us for some more excellent stories from all of you and our Drunks in History! Mood. Promos from Myopia, Stupidstition, and Ignorance Was Bliss!

This week's episode proves that Lloydminster is anything but! We continue our series of MiniSodes, complete with Voice Memos from Karla documenting her travels across Canada! Even though those travels don't include Vancouver.... yet! Michael does a terrible, horrible, awful radio host impression and shares with you the weird, yet apropos history of Lloydminster! Are we the first podcast to talk about Lloyminster? Probably!

We release our first minisode! Because it’s summer, dammit and stuff is happening! Michael reads a news story about a crazy Uber ride (https://goo.gl/EdzTYV)! Karla gives us some great #tfln on Twitter and some stupid laws from around the US of A (https://goo.gl/tWFPjr)! Also, what is a bean whistle and better yet, what is an “A-Rated” film!?

Michael reveals that he hates Paris! Karla lists off some of her favorite #80sMovieMenus! To celebrate the birthday of America, we discuss Boobs, Booze, and Bizarre from Philadelphia! We get a look at Katherine’s drunken Amazon shopping list! We receive a postcard about flaky people and talk about America being drunk and invading places! Then Michael ruins Karla’s whole perception of the Moon landing! We debut another new segment, Drunks In History! This week’s Drunks include Buzz Aldrin and the Founding Fathers (Michael’s reference article about drinking Founding Father’s goo.gl/GvZ6VL)!

We discuss our plans for firework peeping! Michael reads a story from an interesting username on Reddit! Karla does her BBB’s in Ottawa in honor of Canada Day! We talk about dairy vs. margarine then engage in a Canadian duel! We get more ER stories from Kim and Karla even shares one of her own! We get our first voice memo submission, from Kate nonetheless! Michael teaches Karla about the Denver Museum of Nature and Science gnomes! Promos from Voice of the Victim Podcast and Ignorance Was Bliss!

We have another guest host on the show with a huge announcement! Karla furthers her lack of pop culture knowledge! We discuss baby names we came up with while drunk! Norma (our guest host) explains why monograms on baby stuff is so important in the south! Karla describes her time in a Birminghamingan speakeasy! Norma tells stories about “Swingin’ RIchards”, a friendly sex worker, and Wal-Mart in the south! We learn about Birmingham and play a game called “Drunk or Kid?”! We get another surprise guest host! Random Question of the Week - Does sex go with food? Promos from That’s Weird and Two Broads Talking Politics!

Michael has a *TRULY* Canadian experience! Karla has an uneventful week! Roman boobs, booze, and bizarre - with guest star: Audrey Hepburn! Qualis artifex pereo! At the 16:30 mark, Michael becomes slightly possessed! We get another story from Jenna on Meet Me in the Woods! Kim from People are Wild Podcast shares a story with us! Karla makes a “The Office” references that Michael doesn’t understand! We start the search for Karla’s well-hung Austrian Physicist boyfriend! We start presenting drunken antics in the news! Aunt J’nette sends us a SCANDALOUS postcard! Promos from Tuesdays with Mari and People are Wild Podcast!

We lament the resurgence of 90s culture! Karla and Michael break up over Alien Ant Farm! Then quickly make up. We find out how Karla got Troll herpes and she explains her past exploits with statues! We use the word phallological way too much! And Michael can’t even say it correctly! A story is shared that involves drunkenly travelling 1,000 miles! A philosophical discussion about straws and dinosaurs! Go Postal present its first radioplay! Promos from Meet Me in the Woods, The Impromptu Podcast, and The Short Stories of Augie Peterson!