Dear Human Being reading this,

It's me, God, and boy, do we have a divine dispatch for you today! We just recorded a brand new episode of The God Pod, and you're not gonna want to miss this one. We dug into some juicy topics that are hotter than hell's furnace, so grab your popcorn and buckle up.

First up, we tackled the question that's been on everyone's mind: Who exactly is trying to push Biden out? Surprise, surprise—it's the millionaires and billionaires pulling the strings. The regular folks? They're still supporting him. The real puppet masters here are the wealthy elites, and we're exposing their game.

Then, we dove into something Ted Lieu mentioned that's flying under the radar: the Epstein files. Yeah, you heard that right. Lieu said, "Something I've heard that doesn't seem to be getting covered is the Epstein files ... Donald Trump is all over this ... y'all might want to look at that." The #TrumpPedoFiles should be the hottest hashtag right now.

And if that wasn't enough, MSNBC played a side-by-side clip of President Biden speaking at the NATO summit and Donald Trump's unhinged rally from last night. Let me tell you, it was like watching a Shakespearean actor next to a guy screaming on a street corner. Biden's all about diplomacy and coherence, while Trump's rambling about airports and mothers helplessly watching their kids overdose. Seriously, what alternate reality is this guy living in?

Speaking of Trump's rallies, his latest performance in Doral was a doozy. He goes on about how "Mothers will never again be forced to watch their children overdosing and hosp--lee. And we will never allow mothers to watch their child hopelessly dying in their arms, screaming, 'What can I do? What can I do? Help me God, what can I do?'" And don't get me started on his rant about dirty, crowded airports. Someone really needs to give this guy a reality check.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the latest episode and get the full scoop.

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