God Crimes

How many people have died because of the Jehovah’s Witnesses “no blood” doctrine? The estimate is in the thousands. As of September 2026, they have conveniently discovered “new light” and reversed the policy, without apology or explanation. For the first time in 80 years, JW’s can now accept life saving blood transfusions. We discuss the Bloodgate scandal and the terrifying and deadly history of this doctrine. 

Bonus! Four new gods have been added to the pantheon of Woo, and Danny enlightens us about what the Bible really teaches… about dogs and cats!

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Introducing our ethical cult: WooWoo-BS! The Worldwide Order Of Wackadoo OpOsing Brothers & Sisters! 

YOU too can become a member!! In this episode, we talk all about what WooWoo-BS means to us and how we love using parody as a form of activism. And what would a good cult be without a sex scandal about its leaders?? We bare it all and share not one, but TWO scandals from our lives for good measure! 

Plus - Does the Orgy Dome at Burning Man have a more ethical view about sex than the Jehovah's Witnesses? Tune in to find out! 

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From the Kingdom Hall to the Playa! What is a wild week of radical expression like for an exJW?? Burning Man is truly EPIC. Art cars roll past - like a full size pirate ship, a giant sheep covered in LEDs, and our own camp's incredible submarine sound car! We danced in a white out dust storm, carried our bikes through mud, and felt deeply human. The contrast of a deeply repressive past to this magical world of authenticity, community, and at times plenty of nudity (here's looking at you Foam Dome!) is a wild ride. The group shower experience was freezing cold and explicitly “nude not lewd”, yet it had the warm effect of de-stigmatizing shame about human bodies.

We return home forever changed and excited to tell you all about it!

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We are at Burning Man this week! We wanted to share an old episode again that has some of our favorite stories in it in case you missed it! Danny shares about the trials of being the weird outcast kid who tries to convert his fellow grade schooler so they can survive Armageddon together (and be friends). We have some big laughs about devil cupcakes, hand turkeys, and how scary accepting a Valentines Day card can be!!

Original Episode Released 11/24/25: Public School Pariah. Devil Cupcakes. Thank you Teachers!

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Take a trip down Ice Cream Lane with us! Did you know that ancient Greek runners would be sent to the mountain to get snow to make an ice cream-esque treat for the emperors? Thank goodness all we have to do now is walk to the frozen isle!!

We talk about some of the craziest flavors we’ve tried. Licorice? Poutine? BUG ice cream?? And the most elite flavors... Maya takes a stand for team vanilla!

If you had to pick, would you buy your sweet treats from “Danny’s Discount Ice Cream Emporium” or “Mama Maya’s Milkshake Yard”?

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MLM's and the JW's - a match made in cult-like heaven! Why are Multi Level Marketing Scams so prevalent in faith communities? What are the biggest cash donations you’ve ever heard of made to the Jehovah’s Witnesses? Danny pinky promises to never accept $65,000 in cash, especially if it arrives in a shoebox at his door. Will anyone be able to make him a liar? Only one way to find out! 

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Summer fun is here! We talk about our love for sit-down paddleboarding (and never ever standing up), Maya's aversion to jet skis, and our love of Pacific NW summers. 

Happy August Everyone!!

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Can narcissism be taught? We explore how the Jehovah's Witnesses try to do this to their members, and especially children born into the group. We go over the 6 signs of a Communal Narcissist and how the JW's encourage all of these behaviors. Moral grandiosity? Believing you are better than other people (with ZERO evidence)? Using empathy as a weapon instead of actually helping people? Yes, yes and yes! 

Danny shares thought provoking responses for JW's/Mormons you find in the wild. Can you say something to make them think? Share your ideas with us!

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An ex-Jehovah's Witness goes to Burning Man?! Danny and Maya talk about their discovery of the annual desert cultural event/experimental community. It sounds wild!! From riding on art cars to picking up "MOOP" - there's so much to learn about the Burn! We go over the 10 principles from the Burning Man Organization, and how it sounds to a newly skeptical person. We encourage all people (especially exJW's) to be thoughtful and have a healthy amount of skepticism - but most importantly have fun and try new things in life! 

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It's EVERYTHINGNESS!! A bonus podcast we will be throwing into the God Crimes feed for your listening enjoyment!! What superpowers would we have? And how many snacks would we carry in our utility belts? Which one of us is pro cape and which is anti cape? Do super heroes ever hit up the buffet?? These and many other super important hero questions answered! 

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