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In this week's episode of Geeks of the Industry, Emessar asks the hard-hitting questions about cheese, kids be twerkin, Miley's So-Called Life, M Night Shamalamadingdong loses a bet and has to reveal the ULTIMATE twist, George Lucas is a racist, Cola compares something to 'that movie where they go to Vegas', Farrah Abraham tries to entrap Charlie Sheen but you can't take down a guy with tiger blood, and Cola's Grandma makes a surprise appearance. All that plus music, movies, and a super sentimental Geeks of the Week segment.

The Geeks finally made it to iTunes and Stitcher! In this episode, John Malkovich saves lives, Emessar fills time with celeb birthdays, a heatwave at Geek HQ has Chunky Larry sleeping on the floor, Cola talks about her Grandma's adventures with Aussie peen, special brownies, and oiled-up bathtubs. All that plus the usual music, movie, and Geek of the Week segments.

In the latest episode of Geeks of the Industry...Cola really, really, REALLY wants to believe in mermaids, Chunky Larry says you can stab a Steeler but you can't kill him, the trio talks celebrities going to rehab, dominos, cunnilingus causes cancer, what to do if your home is invaded, and Emessar goes beyond grumpy regarding storm chasers. All that and the usual music, movie, and Geek of the Week segments. The Westboro Baptist Church is protesting this podcast on general principle. (Recorded 06/02/13)

In this very special episode of Geeks of the Industry, Chunky Larry tries to stay away from social media, Cola goes through Kelly Rowland's dirty laundry, Emessar reveals a musical secret, Cola expresses her love for Space Jam, the trio talk flicks including Star Trek Into Darkness, Chunky retracts a former apology, and more. Don't worry folks...Paul Simon had the week off while the Simon Signal was being repaired. (Recorded 05/26/13)

The Geeks commemorate Mother's Day in this very special episode. Chunky gives the latest Farrahgate '13 update, Jack Bauer is going to return to TV, L$ of Rap is a Joke calls in to talk about water safety, Chunky and Cola are going to start Insanity, Emessar talks about his travel woes from business tripping, Chunky gives a sight-unseen review for Iron Man 3. Don't worry, Paul Simon makes an appearance. If you don't listen to this episode, your Mom will be disappointed in you. (Recorded 05/13/13)

Chunky Larry, Cola, and Emessar celebrate Cinco de Mayo by doing light research on the real reason for the 'holiday', weekly news roundup, Emessar pays tribute to a fallen hip hopper, Cola and Chunky Larry tell a salacious tale of marital domination, Emessar struggles to find a good embarrassing sex story and still hasn't found one, and the hosts engage in civil discourse regarding charitable people vs attention seekers. If you don't listen to this episode, the Chupacabra will bite off your genitals. (Recorded 05/05/13)