Golan-Globus Theater

Another hot week of blaxploitation fun!

Next week is a mystery because a few ideas didn't work out. See you then!

Solving deep mysteries this week.

Next week: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073019/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Sensei Seagal is back at his normal ego trip, save for the random women that want him. This is Deity Seagal's most righteous fight to date and yet he is still one of the greatest creeps of all time (G-COAT).

Just us next week when Blaxploitation month begins with Isaac Hayes in Truck Turner!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072325/

Solving Russian-American differences in 90 minutes or less.

Come back next week and join in on some Seagal roasting:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110725/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

MIA, is it the first or second movie? Technically the second of the series but apparently the first movie was so bad they swapped the two and MIA 1 became MIA 2.

Chuck finishes the job and seals another W for America!

Next week: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095963/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Kicking off the new year with a series of misogynist murders committed by the one and only, Bruce Jenner (lookalike (spoiler alert (sorry))).

Plenty of tunes provided by Shadow.

Our star(kind of) Pinky Tuscadero aka The Fonz's steady gal.

Next weeeeeek! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087727/?ref_=tt_sims_tti

Welcome to Tippy-Taps! These episodes will typically be on a 40 minutes tv show or a movie we have little to say about but needs a mention.

This episode is on WTR "Matter of Faith." Santas are on a robbing spree while a reborn christian struggles with the temptation of murderous revenge.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0743434/?ref_=ttep_ep12

Return from the Xmas break for some Conan the Barbarian meets Star Wars fun. Reb in a wig, plenty of women all falling for his pec jelly, and a faithful friend-zoned wingman Pag.

All kinds of strange turns in this one and plenty of cavemen, and robots...

Next week tune in for a full episode on New Year's Evil and the first of a new ongoing series "Tippy-Taps."

NYE: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082806/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_5

Tippy-Taps: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0743434/?ref_=ttep_ep12

Pretty much better than any modern Star Wars because it saves you an hour of boring bs.

She-Sheen for ladies the new prod that should be applied to every ladies bod now available at AutoZone!

Join us next week (a day late) for YOR!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

So much incestuous plotline. Guy's sister dies, he meets woman, pays woman for facial surgery to look like sister, guy fucks newly minted sister. Fred says whoa, guy says here is some diamonds, Fred says ok.

The end.

Next week Star Crash!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079946/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0