When the borders aren't secure you should always turn to Chuck.

non-profit ad courtesy of fur for pusses or something like that.

Hydra Phil's grilling greats

more crap and such.

Intro AMERICA

outro same shit as last week, i forgot... Raw Optics! I think!

Plenty of dissing on Dudikoff and our recent hero whom I can't remember.

haiku-Dikoff

Opening track America by them South Park boys.

Closing Raw Optics by Oh Sees

Deep dive into what should be an 80's classic. aliens, vampires, boobs, and Patty Stewart! Not to mention, extreme masochism.

DOLPH

ManOWar - Blow Your Speakers

Commercial - Gravy Pops!

Special Guest: Mike!

All the beautiful poetry belongs to THE Griff of Hageman island.

Welcome to US films Sho Kosugi! Too bad you're the "villain."

Music Video: Too Young to Fall in Love - Motley Crue

Sponsored by Hydra Phil's Franks -- The real frank made for the 1% sold exclusively to the 99%

Next movie: Enter the Ninja

Sponsored by Trump Brand Feminine Hygiene Products

Music video: Dio: Last In Line

Because Hot dogs are not edible audibly.