Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA Tour welcomes back Brooks Koepka, meaning a potential LIV Golfer landslide. Also on today's episode expect the following: Price has on-going winter mat dramas, Green books a lad golf trip and emails are dissected.

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Hi Par Pals!

Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game.

On today's show:

TOM MEETS A FAN

TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF

TOMS ARE ON TOUR

TOM WANTS TO PRACTICE MORE

All this and more!

Strap in everyone! Golf 2026 is here!

Toms

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COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS

A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood!

Yes, that is right, we've started the new year with a Michael Bublé reference, and I for one am happy with that actually, cheers thanks for asking. Welcome to the New Years Day GIRML Special, today The Toms will be diving head first into TWO huge topics - SHORT GAME and GOLFING HOLIDAYS!

ENJOY X

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Hey Par Pals

Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode.

This week:

BALLS

NERVES

That's it, really. Thanks for listening!

Toms x

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What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals?

Here, then, is a little Christmas gift from the Toms. They've thoughtfully chatted about golf for 20 minutes, and also TOM HAS DONE A SONG.

As if your Christmas couldn't get any better.

See you soon!

Toms x

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COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR

It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to help round off the year, today is it all about golf etiquette and how we can get better at getting off the tee!

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE!

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COME AND SEE US LIVE

Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an EPIC email corner with such highlights as - two HIO in ONE round of golf, a listener selling this clubs and ACTUAL GOOD life advice (ish)

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Hi Par Pals!

Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat.

ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including:

TOM LOVES PLAYING FROM 100 YARDS

TOM LOVES SOFT BALLS

TOM WANTS TO HIT THE BALL FURTHER

All this and some other pipe dreams incoming!

Thanks for dropping by!

Toms x

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That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK and we can not WAIT to have you there. Tickets go on sale NEXT Thursday and you can buy them on the website HERE

So... that is a thing!

Also in today's podcast we dive into the big box of emails and dig out some solid GOLD from you lot, including such topics as: golf, angry golfers and also golf

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Alright par pals?

It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this).

THIS TIME ON GIRML:

TOM NEEDS A FIFTY DEGREE

TOM GETS READY TO PLAY GOLF

TOM GETS ANGRY ABOUT AUSTRALIA

TOM HAS A TECHNICAL ISSUE

All this and, as ever, much much more. Enjoy!

Toms x

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