This week, we discuss From Paris With Love. It's not a good movie folks. On a lighter note, they investigate and discuss what the female suicide bomber in the film might receive upon arrival to heaven. Spoiler alert - it's not 72 virgins. They also discuss their favourite bad movie lines and blame James for this terrible pick.

This week, the gang watch an expensive knock-off of Alien. Tim joins to discuss the film, and before long James is forced to defend his position on The Fifth Element whilst being attacked for appearing to enjoy it. James also has an idea about meeting up with Brisbane listeners - but we shoot that down too.

It's the festive season, so the gang watch one of the worst Christmas movies ever made with the help of some Eggnog. Things get weird quicker than usual this time around as many strange sexual things are discussed - such as whether James would ever bang a Dinosaur in heaven. Our dashing podcast heroes eventually uncover the true meaning of Christmas thanks to Kirk Cameron - turns out everything is Jesus, we should buy material things, and Santa murdered non-believers. Merry Christmas!

This week we discuss an obscure movie from 1981 called Knightriders that Hamish chose having only seen the trailer. A debate ensues as to whether its any good (it's not), and then Hammy tells the group about the new DCEU™ sequel team-up movie, Justice League™. Other hysterically bad movies are discussed, such as The Berlin Syndrome, and The Circle -- a genre-defining movie about a social media company cult.

In this episode, the original trio betray Tim in a move reminiscent of Game of Thrones, or that whole K. Rudd / Gillard thing. They discuss a classic 1985 zombie movie, the most recent experimental Michael Bay Transformers movie, and a range of other topics - like God, or what movies God would like, or what type of porn God would like, and the high likelihood of it involving horses in 4 dimensions.

The gang discuss the reboot and expanded universe setup of the remake of The Mummy. But this time it has Tom Cruise instead of Brendan Fraser and this time it's a pile of turd. They discuss the fast paced, 16% on rotten tomatoes acclaimed thrill ride and marvel at its well defined characters (Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise, plus Jennifer), frightening villain (2 eyeballed woman with tattoos) and breathtaking actions scenes (plane crash, forgot the rest).

The gang discuss The Punisher with Tom Jane, and Punisher - War Zone with that other guy, plus Newman / Nedry. They also discuss Spiderman Homecoming, Baby Driver, and an awkward cinema experience.

Hamish breathing. Put this on loop if you need help getting to sleep at night.

This week, Frosty forgets after 2.5 years how to record audio. The gang discuss the Dredd movies and it turns out Hamish is almost sexually aroused by his enjoyment of Judge Dredd and Sylvester Stallone. They discuss their 'endless re-watch' movies, Hamish's high school friday nights, crazy people they see out in the real world, and Hamish's love for the art-house film Possession (1981).

For an application to the ABC radio station Triple J, James reviewed La La Land.