This week, the gang discuss one of the most bizarre movies in existence: a psychological thriller in disguise as a Christmas movie called Collateral Beauty. We also discuss how awful Iron Fist and Black Sails are, and how great the Fargo TV series is. Hamish also reveals the two reasons he was able to watch an entire series of Two Broke Girls.

WEESA FREEEEE! The final 2 movies of the """saga""" are finally here to conclude the epic """story""". Energy levels are fairly low as the gang once again try to piece everything together. The result is like a puzzle that has all the wrong sized pieces, yet you're still compelled to try and solve it.

We continue watching the Resident Evil films, moving onto RE: Extinction, followed by... Help us. Terrible characters. Boring characters. No one questions anything. Umbrella doing evil stuff. WHESKER. Burrowing Zombies. Bruce Willis Surrogate. Gratuitous slow motion. Random VLOGing. Green screen. Green screen everywhere. Hamish brain snap.

The first of our Resident Evil series watch, a.k.a. four dudes try to understand just what Umbrella Corporation is trying to accomplish. We discuss the snooze fest that is the first movie, and the slightly-better-with-a-more-batshit-plot-and-more-naked-Alice second film. Conversations veer off into the sher-shlock that was Sherlock series 4, ragequiting Doctor Who, and a rather frank conversation about Blockbuster Video movie rentals that is in no way a metaphor for torrenting.

In this episode, we dissect the seminal xXx films starring Vin Diesel as Vin Diesel, and Samuel L. Jackson as himself. We break the films apart in painstaking detail without the help of Hamish, whom we assume has unfortunately passed on from this world as he was completely unreachable and offline on Steam. We also get hyped for the upcoming Diesel Wars™, which will see all of Vin Diesel's characters united and then cross over with the Avengers™ - welcoming all of our favourite heroes to the Xander zone.

This week, the gang takes a look at the seminal 2011 picture, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. They take a look back at 2016 - the laughs, the tears, the memes, a reality star becoming the US president. But of course the films of 2016 are discussed too - the highs and the lows. The films that we loved, and then the films of DC. Rogue One is discussed, before things get a little real and Frosty starts discussing his real-life goals. What a loser. We wrap 2016 up in a nice bow, right before shouting out to the latest porn spammer-bot that started following us. We salute you, and our overlord Trump, and the Brexiters. Let's make this podcast great again!

Finally all back in one place at once, we went back to our roots and got drunk in front of the TV! We watching a mass of golden CGI in Gods of Egypt and then the sequel to our beloved "Good Bad" movie - Now You See Me 2!

This week, the gang watch a really really really terrible film where Kevin Bacon turns invisible, becomes slightly more of a douche bag and sexually assaults his neighbour. The group struggle to comprehend such an abomination, and soon move on to discuss more interesting topics - like Hamish's drug trip where he thought he was in 5 different dimensions.

This week we are joined by our friend Tim to discuss the most expensive religious propaganda movies ever made. We discover just how evil atheists and other religions are, plus we learn that science fully supports the existence of God, and even Jesus! We've had it wrong this entire time. Even an ex LA Homicide Detective thinks so! We also get to listen to the sweet and soothing sounds of Tim eating his dinner.

Finally, the wait is over. We're back after sickness, overseas trips and poor planning! We discuss Ghostbusters, Stranger Things, the fact that our last episode was before Pokemon GO (BPoGo), and beard maintenance.