Good Job Adventures

Breathweaver! Rise! Eligos! Secede! Vilhelm! Beer! Ander! Killing everything in sight! Aul! Hissing!

Breathweaver Flies, Eligos Leads, Vilhelm’s Gears, Ander Jumps, Aul Pissing

Breathweaver’s Size, Eligos Bleeds, Vilhelm’s Fear, Ander’s Chump, Aul Missing

The gloves are on and the Mask is off. A literal godsend, this “army” against “evil” and Aul’s “enemies” “awaits” the party’s “training”. Eligos the Silver Tongued Fister lives up to both parts of his nickname. Vilhelm the Goblin Lusted Power (Armored) Bottom lives up to part of his....But enough nicknames. Breathweaver flies now, flashing back, then flashing forward, then flashing Ignitus (allegedly). Ander dies a bit on the inside, then a bit on the outside during back to back HR meetings. Aul sees ghosts and gets some spawn of darkness. Bread boy gets ghosted and pays some spawn of darkness (tiefling child support). There’s also Larry!

Vilhelm is back and sweatier than ever. After defeating the Chaos Dragon and colliding into the base universe, the party has finally ditched their dead wroth, sorry, dead weight. Unsure what to do or frankly what is even happening, they do some light exercise then destroy their Gods with FACTS and LOGIC. Bread Boy is revealed to be more than meets the rye. Mask is revealed to be a turbo cuck. Blasto is revealed to have been unimportant. SJWs (Sinister Jingoistic Wishers) beware as the party begins to implement their 12 Rules for Death!

All the world’s a stage, and this stage is on fire (and also lost it lighting for 15 minutes). The universe is ending, there’s a mythical pale ale dragon, a Category 5e hurricane, and a sea sharty loving pirate! If that doesn’t get you hot and bothered I don’t know what we can even offer at this point. A robot? Was there a robot? We aren’t sure. Maybe a warrior dog that stands on 2 legs named Khal Doggo! That definitely was included (just off screen and never explicitly mentioned). Either way, find out by listening!

"Speak to this Abishai but beware, he carries a terrible truth." "Oooh, that's bad." "But the truth will help save the party?" "That's good!" "The truth is about the inevitable destruction of the universe" "That's bad." "But Kahraba knows how to escape it." "That's good!" "Kahraba is still working to finish the machine needed to avert this crisis.......that's bad." "Can I murder hobo now?"

Did you ever heard the Tragedy of Monk Jackie the Brainless? I thought not. It’s not a story her pupil would remember. It's a Jander side quest. Monk Jackie was a Drunken Master Monk, so powerful and so alcoholic she could use her ki to influence her hands to create fists... She had such a knowledge of martial arts that she could even keep the ones she cared about from getting sunburnt. The Monk side of martial arts is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be useless. She became so "powerful"... the only thing she was afraid of was being murdered by killbots, which eventually, of course, she was. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice nothing she knew, then her apprentice forgot about her in his sleep. It's ironic she couldn't save others from death, especially herself.

New year, new you. New episode, new Aul. After tricking the kobolds in the construction lab with his vast wit (he was loud angry robot), Aul and party explore the room where the magic (circles) happen. Tak'tha assumes control of Group A, headed off to destroy Kahraba's automatons and Eligos' self-esteem. Wroth and Aul lead Group Arthos to explore the main antechamber. There's a magic circle here. Wroth get half chub. Kobauld and Arthos trick enemies into circle for Wroth to teleport. Wroth now full chub.

In this exciting and long anticipated sequel -written and directed by JJ Abrams- Wroth's lawsuit turns violent as the legal proceedings turn into lethal proceedings. Luckily, the party has his back. His broken husk of a back. Mystery boxes are abound in this tense, lawyerly showdown.