If a goblin falls in a fight without climbing anyone, does Vilhelm still get sweaty? Questions are the name of the game this episode and P̸͛̓r̵̎͌a̷͔̒e̴͈͠ asks them all. Or does he? Can Ander really read? Is Aul fatter than he leads on? Why does Breathweaver talk like that? Who watches the watchmen? Eligos?!

Gongs, gnolls, and many, many questionable catchphrases. What more could you want in a D&D session? Leather? We got that. Sweaty dwarves? Check. Two types of tea? You betcha. A party that has any idea of what it's doing? Well...maybe not this last one.

Grab your torches, your rations, and your gongs. We're going dungeon diving...after a quick trip to the bakery. Every adventurer needs to carbo load before a big trip, and word on the street sweep is bagels are fresh today. Get ready for this empty calorie adventure.

Fat orcs, fat bread boys, fat chance you'll want to miss this episode. The gang is all here, and it's hot today. There'll be time for refreshments later, but first our adventurers will have to put in some work with the local guild. Do they have what it takes to rise the ranks? Will they get to lose all that weight? Or will the heat get to them?

It's time to meet the cast! Join the DM (Vincent), the Rogue Aul (Tyler), the Cleric Vilhelm (Harris), the Sorcerer Breathweaver (Corley), the Warlock Morgan (Ander), and the Paladin Eligos (Plombo) in their D&D Adventure. Will their wishes come true? Will their podcast be successful? Will Tyler ever like a joke I put in the description? We hope so! Good Job Adventures!