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You know that scene from Black Panther when Killmonger raids the British Museum to liberate all those priceless artifacts but it then turns out the museum was heavily guarded and actually in a volcano and is being run by an evil dragon named Kahraba? This episode's a bit like that. Also there is a literal loot goblin. It winks at Wroth suspiciously. A bit like that scene from Pink Panther. Though unlike that scene (and Vilhelm's fan fic), Wroth isn't completely naked, greased up, and ready to rumble

A lot of crucial things happen this episode. Some of us cross a bridge. Some of us don't. Some of our fatter members fall through a bridge. Some of us (everyone else) don't. Some of us traverse a cave with bugs in it. Some of us also do that but in a different cave. But ultimately all of us learn something valuable about the meaning of "friendship". Namely that that dumb bug guy thought it was an actual ship.

You asked and we listened: vaping is now canon in the GJACU (GJA Cinematic Universe (Good Job Adventures Cinematic Universe)). After escaping from the brig with his bug friend (the bug says “acquaintance” is more accurate), Arthos kills both the generator and Wroth's buzz. In this lights out episode, both past and future cling to the darkness, waiting to be uncovered. As Aul once said, “strange and awful things lurk inside the shadow of every man.” And as Jander once strangely and awfully remarked to Eligos, "in the dark, no one can hear you scream". It's worth noting it was nighttime when Jander screamed this.

One does not simply walk into Burj al-Barq. There is a gate. A metal gate. Bread boy thicc. And some strict entry guidelines enforced by two air elements (more like square elementals, as they are lame). After refusing a deal to accept the party's prison labor they instead make a counteroffer: to imprison us. Luckily, Wroth's circle gets these squares. Though the deal went south (for Arthos, who fell in a pit), things are looking up for the rest of the party (there's an elevator and also no more Arthos). Something happened with a gargoyle too, but he's dead now.

You may hate this episode, it's coarse and gets everywhere. After testing their metal against a horde of rampaging killbots (and also Arthos), the party makes headway through some red clay, crossing the unforgiving Alharu Badlands (though not before Aul crosses the town mayor). Between red sand, redder sunburns, and reddest lava, this camel towed party truly gets their just deserts.

You've heard of Air Jordan, yeah? Well check out the hang time on Air Aul. You've heard of Air Bud? Well Arthos is nearly as intelligent. You've heard of Air Pods? Well listen to Wroth's ear splitting shatter. And you've heard of Eligos and Jander? They breathe air. Check out the episode please.

There's a new Sheriff in town and his name is the Artist Formerly Known as Vilhelm. Watch out you flesh frying freebooters, bar burning bandits, serial killer sommeliers, letter reading vagabonds, and salacious goblin solicitors, cause this Sheriff isn't afraid to get his hands dirty....with blood!

It's a big day for Big Heph, and a bigger day for Big Heph's best boy Bilhelm the Boblin Bucker. Face to face with a creature that defies explanation (especially Ander's), the party begins to understand what force has been warping fate against them. And they begin to understand why no one bought Breathweaver a birthday present. How will the party fare against a creature of pure malice and murderous intent? (No, it's not Ander, though also yes, it's Ander).

As a crab has pincers, we have pins, sure. The party is a bunch of Snakes on an Ethereal Plane, trying to find din din for Blasto, which apparently is his actual name. But instead of Samuel L. Jackson swearing, we have First Mate John Peters discussing the ins and outs of 69ing. And instead of snakes we have many, many references. And instead of jet fuel, we have steel beams. We didn't think it was physically possible but this episode both blows and sucks.