Ben made love to a dolphin? What's up with Sith Lords and Darth people? Eric & Ben are awful at updating their loved ones on life. And pet ownership! And where would they time travel if they had the money?

Ben has been binge listening to the band Dear Boy . Eric & Ben break down some of the lyrics. A threesome is discussed and immediately shot down. Not surprisingly Pastafarianism started in Kansas. And we also talk Romanians.

Ben talks about the word "Blaaange" and how it's spelled (see title above). Eric & Ben chat about how other countries view the US and the value of experiencing that. They go way too deep into the cologne/perfume conversation and they also have a hornet problem at home (not a metaphor).

Ben talks about the word "Blaaange" and how it's spelled (see title above). Eric & Ben chat about how other countries view the US and the value of experiencing that. They go way too deep into the cologne/perfume conversation and they also have a hornet problem at home (not a metaphor).

Myla the Shiba, is a constant distraction. Ben is on a special kind of cloud nine. Eric & Ben improvise a play-by-play of the muted Big Bang Theory episode on their TV. Reminiscing of hurricane Harvey and a hell of a Secondhand Scripture!!

Dave....well, Dave fucked up on his choice of sponsors for the podcast. All while Eric and Ben talk about religion (how fun!) and It! the movie. We also talk about the most dangerous pastas until Ben goes on a Secondhand Scripture tirade. Also, who's Dave?

A 12 year old listener hijacks Ben's mic. Eric and Ben discuss their own Saucy Poll while Ben revels in being the subject of the last one. Eric does his first Secondhand Scripture!! And they go down a New Girl rabbit hole!

Season 2 premiere! Eric and Ben had a 2 week hiatus. Ben went to Indianapolis to see family. Eric went nowhere. We're happy for Alison Brie's career. Back to the Saucy Polls Review. Ben had an interesting lover's affair and the rust is real in this episode. Season 2!

Have you ever wondered what cancer tastes like? Thirteenth floors need to be heard/seen on ALL elevators. Eric does his first Secondhand Scripture (Ben's could've been better). Americans need to stop presuming Portuguese & Spanish are the same thing and....what's a Hoosier??

Uncle Eric & uncle Ben are baby sitting our special guest and favorite Shiba Inu, Myla. She continues to pout for attention while we talk about ICE, elderly sex, talking behind our listeners' backs, Saucy Vossy's Pickle Poll (could be an awful strip club name), and Myla bothering us for attention throughout.