Hello one, hello all. Hello each and every person listening to this, the one, the only Good Looks Bad Book podcast. Before we begin today I would just like to say, be forewarned, the audio quality on this one is not up to usual standards. I don't think it's too bad though!

In this episode we talk about the story "B is for Bondage" by Alison Tyler. We talk about such things as fetlife.com, how to properly spank someone, why you'd keep your toys in the garage, and something about scarab beetles? Fuck I dunno, this one is a good'un. 

Before you go and make your own whip out of fruit roll up, why don't you take a stroll on over to iTunes and give us a 5 star rating and review????????????

 

Our guest today was:

Bailee @IronicAdventure

 

Good Looks Bad Book is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

 

Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at [email protected]

 

We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter

 

Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys

 

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi

Hi everyone, it's ep 25, halfway to 50!!!!!!!! I got a pussy on my lap right now so lets keep this description short and sweet. 

 

Today we discuss the book "First Time with a Highlander" by Gwyn Cready. We talk about that dank herb, how to tell who someone is by dat booty, the smell of whiskey, and of course, Yu-Gi-Oh.

Once you've had you tea, take a stroll to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

 

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

 

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

 

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

 

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

Hey nerds! It's ep 24 and you know what that means! Oh wait, you don't know? Well neither do I; I thought you did. Why do you have to bring us down every single time? I'm looking at you Dale. Yes Dale, you know what you did. No, I'm not going to air out our dirty laundry for everyone to see on the internet. NO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THIS UP. Fuck you Dale, I'm over this. 

In this episode we discuss "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven. We talk about so many things, sperm the size of earth worms, x-ray vision, birth control pills, and oh so much more. If you're a fan of Superman, you won't want to miss this one!

Once you're done looking up Superman canon to tell us how oh so wrong we were on every single point, why don't you head on over to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

It is episode 23 and you know what that means! Actually you probably don't, but whatever. We're as old as I am. Well I mean if amount of episodes equals amount of years. Though if it does, does that mean i'm now 46 since i've done 23 episodes, and am now 23 years old? I don't know shut up.

Today we discuss "Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All" along with "Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt" both by the ever amazing Chuck Tingle. 

I wanna be the very butt

Like no one ever was

To pound them is my real test

To grab them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Humping far and wide

Teach Pokébutts to understand

The power that's inside

Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), it's you and me

I know it's my destiny

(Pokémon!)

Lube, you're my best friend

In a butt we must defend

Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), an ass so true

You're such a good buckaroo

You fuck me, and I'll fuck you

Po-ké-butts!

(Gotta pound 'em all!)

Gotta pound 'em all!

Yeah...

Ev'ry anus along the way

With condoms I will face

I will pound em ev'ry day

To claim my rightful place

Cum with me, the time is right

There's no better team,

Dick in ass, we'll win the fight

It's always been our dream

Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), it's you and me

I know it's my destiny

(Pokébutts!)

Lube, you're my best friend

In a butt we must defend

Pokébutts (Gotta catch 'em all), an ass so true

You're such a good buckaroo

You fuck me, and I'll fuck you

Po-ké-butts!

(Gotta pound 'em all!)

Gotta pound 'em all!

Gotta pound 'em all!

Gotta pound 'em all!

Gotta pound 'em all!

Yeah!

Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), it's you and me

I know it's my destiny

(Pokébutts!)

Lube, you're my best friend

In a butt we must defend

Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), an ass so true

You're such a good buckaroo

You fuck me, and I'll fuck you

Po-ké-butts!

(Gotta pound 'em all!)

Gotta pound 'em all!

Pokébutts!

Once you're done resting from all those butts you just pounded why don't you take a little trip down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?

Our guest today was:

Steph @StephOKingston Look for all her stuff all over the goddamn place

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

Episode 22. We've made it this far, and honestly we're almost as old as I am. But still dumb as heck. I don't know if we've even learned anything in our many many eps aside from that there's a scary amount of people who don't know the word consent.

In this episode we discuss "Love and Whiskers" by Olivia Myers. We discuss such things as cat shifters, spying, pooping next to your true love, and how to stalk your next girlfriend. 

Once you've shifted back and are standing naked at your lover's door, why don't you head on over to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?

Our guest today was:

Steph @StephOKingston Look for all her stuff all over the goddamn place

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

So, basically, this is our 21st episode. I bet you thought I was gonna say something about drinking. Well technically I did so you were right. Since we are now old enough to drink, how about you play a game where you take a drink every time a Greek god or goddess's name is pronounced incorrectly? Actually, no don't do that, you'll die. 

In this episode we discuss "The Surrender of Persephone" by Selena Kitt. We talk about such interesting things as belly buttons, pronunciations, safe words, consent, and hot hot hot lesbian threesomes with goddesses (though we don't spend close to enough time on that in my honest opinion). 

Once you're back from your 6 months in hell, why don't you spend some time giving us a 5 star rating and review on iTunes?

Our guest today was:

Maddie @PunslingerMaddy

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

It is episode 20, and Gwynn is back, just in time to not be of legal drinking age yet. That's fine though, as long as you don't call the police. You won't call the police, RIGHT? No one likes a snitch, and what can I say, snitches usually end up with stitches...

In this episode we discuss "Goldilocks and the Three Pairs" by Echo Thomas, along with the third chapter in "The Real Mother Goose" by Selena Kitt. Among other things, we discuss the status of Ali's butt, hipsterism as portrayed by Goldilocks, and some interesting plant life. 

If you would like us to make more podcasts so you can have even more bloopery goodness, why don't you take a ride on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

Episode 19! This is the last episode that I, the lovely beautiful, wonderful, funny, smart, and humble Gwynn will not be on. So stop your crying and give this a gosh dang listen! Also I got a new computer so hopefully we will never have this long of a pause in our releasing again *knock on wood*

In this episode we discuss "Motherfucking Wizards" by Leonard Delaney. We talk about such topics as baby carrots, MAGIC!, guzzlers, super sexy wizard schools, hairy wizards, and oh so much more that you'll have to listen to to find out. 

If you want to complain about our releasing schedule, why don't you do it with a 5 star rating and review in iTunes?

Our Guests today were:

Dani @elleine35

Tuk @TukRoll

You can find some of their D&D adventures at youtube.com/geonerd79 twitch.tv/geonerd79 

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

18 episodes you guys, we're finally an adult! Smoking, voting, and of course fuuuuuuucking. So go ahead, put us up your butt. We won't tell

In this episode we discuss the book "A Perfect Knight for Love" by Jackie Ivie. There's talk about marriage, Scottish traditions, how many names people know, and the characters in the book questioning the book's plot. 

If you want to complain about the lack of Gwynn in this episode, why don't you do it with a 5 star rating and review in iTunes?

Our Guests today were:

Dani @elleine35

Tuk @TukRoll

You can find some of their D&D adventures at youtube.com/geonerd79 twitch.tv/geonerd79 

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf 

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

17 is a prime number. It's, I think, the point where prime numbers start to get interesting. 2 is ok, 3 is just 2 and 1, 5 already has a shit load going on, while 7 is just chilling. 11 gets points for being double, and 13 gets to be unlucky. But 17 is just where it starts to be prime, and I love it. You know what else I love? Apparently making random drunk noises that I have to apologize for later in the show notes. It's okay though, because everyone else does as well. Except Lorelai, but that's because she wasn't here. Sorry Lorelai for having fun without you. 

In today's episode we read many many fan fictions. Including, but not limited to "The Beej" and "Game Humps". We talk about different music, blowjobs, beer bottle penises (again), among many other beautifully drunken topics. 

Once you've sobered up from your contact drunk, why don't you take a hungover trip down to iTunes and give us a 5 star rating and review?

Our guests today were:

@MaybeHiroshi (there is no underscore even though he says there is) who edits and does mouth stuff for @CaFPodcast

@matthewmmorris who appears on many Geekly Inc Random Encounters games along with a special appearance on @SHUPodcast

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf (not appearing this episode)

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi