16 is an odd number. it's 4 squared. And 4 is 2 squared. It's also 2 to the 4th power. Wow. Math is so amazing. You know what else is amazing? Some of the noises in this ep, and I apologize for these drunk nerds, they get a little bit loud. 

Aside from being loud this episode, we're reading some amazing fanfiction! Today, Lorelai brings us the wonderful tale titled "Root Her" by Michael Collins. We discuss cloacas, barbed penises, death, doing shots, and wearing pants. 

Once you've torn yourself from the ravaging grips of your own velociraptor, why don't you take yourself on down to iTunes and give us a 5 star rating and review? 

Our guests today were:

Hiroshi @MaybeHiroshi on twitter, and also the editor of @CaFPodcast, a wonderfully produced podcast of horror and mystery while playing Call of Cthulhu

Matthew @matthewmmorris on twitter and he's also on Geekly Inc's Random Encounters feed, so go listen! 

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

Does anyone read this? It's ep 15 and we're drunk, so who cares? My apologies for any knocking or audio issues caused by us drunkards

In this episode, we talk about "Duty of a Lion" by J.K. Hudson. Topics discussed include: fingernail length, lack of gayness, breaking and entering, how long to wait until marriage, and why Del isn't working in a computer store. 

Once you've kicked your own Navy Seal out of your house, why don't you take a lovely trip down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review? 

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

14 episodes, and this is the first one where we're all (minus Lorelai) getting pretty tipsy! How will it turn out? Go listen for yourself ya jerk.

In this episode we discuss "In the Barn" by Selena Kitt. She's got a lot of books going on and man one day we'll get to read them all. During this episode we talk about incest, the stranger, how Cody masturbates, pooping, and so much more! We also read some smut sent in by a listener with the pen name Shaunna Love, and read drunk reviews!

Once you've counted all the burps, why don't you take a trip down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review. We'll read it on the podcast!

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

Warning sound can be found at https://www.freesound.org/people/Serithi/sounds/150326/

Episode 13. So far so good, nothing unlucky about this one. Or I guess more unlucky than usual because every book we read just causes our luck to go further and further down the drain. 

Today we discuss the book Overload by Linda Howard. We veer into such topics as not taking off your high heels, how hot are pantyhose, raiding for food, weird domination issues, and of course The Black Widow. 

As soon as your mind reboots from this overload of an episode, why don't you take a walk over to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?

Our guest today was:

Michael @Malvinity on twitter

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

Woo! A dozen real episodes! How'd we get this far? It feels like only yesterday I was sitting down at my computer to record episode one, with a book about Trump and his tentacles all loaded up, not knowing what the future held for me. Today, I sit here with my hand on my pussy, petting it and playing with it. Oh, nope, not any more, she got up and walked away. Bye Meenah!

With all of that said, this week, we get to talk all about "Taken by Swarm: Seduced by Werebees" by A.M. Ball. So much is talked about, including dick donuts, 6 inches of semen, honey bunches of oats, walking around town naked, and being that queen bee. 

When you find yourself not in such a sticky situation, why don't you buzz on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?

Our guest today was:

Michael @Malvinity on Twitter 

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

What's this? A competition?! Wow, we must be a serious podcast now.

In this week's episode, we read, discuss, and rate various smut written by some of our listeners! We have "The Monster of Lake Horsmire" by Bailee Pleasants "Let Down" by Nyssa Mackinnon "Doctor Streamlove Or How I Learned to Stop Troubleshooting and Love the Mailbomb" by Rob Weeks and "Short Lived, Well-Loved" by Adam Bash. I don't want to spoil any of this juicy goodness here, so get to listening!

Once you've decided your own personal favorite story, why don't you head right on over to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?

Our guest authors today were:

Bailee Pleasants @Ir0icadventure

Nyssa Mackinnon @Feverwood

Rob Weeks @ZombieSlag

Adam Bash @theadambash

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people.

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

The intro is Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeod, which you can find at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/Running_Fanfare

The ending fanfare is Love Conquers by Scott Buckley which you can find at www.scottbuckley.com.au

Hey, it's our first palindrome, and our first same digit double! Episode 11 must hold many good things if it's 2 firsts in a row. 

Today, we are talking all about "Emily and the Priest" by Selena Kitt. We enjoy a relaxing discussion on super sexy priests, some actual lesbians, proposals, TVs, and oh so much more than I could put in here. And that's why this is a podcast and not just an episode description, because you gotta hear this shit. 

As soon as you've finished seducing your religious leader of choice, why don't you pop right on down to iTunes and give us a 5 star rating and review?

Our guest today was:

Hugo @hugodraws on Twitter. He makes some really great art and you should give him some love

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people.

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

We had a bit of a break in releasing because of the great Geekly Con, but we're back, stronger than ever for our big big episode number 10!

In this episode, we discuss "Taken by the Sun God: Or, how sex with Apollo saved me from a terrible vampire death" by Maddie Montrose. We have some great talks on freezing quarters, vampire biology, emergency vampire preparedness plans, yeast infections, Star Trek, Star Wars, and oh so much more that you'll just have to listen to to find out about. 

If you can make it through the day without bursting into flame and ash, you should head on over to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review. We'll read them, we have no standards!

Our guest today was:

Hugo @hugodraws on Twitter. He makes some really great art and you should give him some love

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people.

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

9 episodes, huh? We're slowly but surely making our way up to being an established podcast. Ya'll better start listening soon if you want to say you were in on the ground floor.

In this week's episode we all get to listen as Kris tells us all about a budding romance between 2 very competitive jerks in Aftershocks by Catherine Coulter.  We discuss such topics as omelettes, rare steak, why phone numbers are so important, birth control, weird doctors who reveal all your information, and abusive relationships. 

Once you've decided what omelette you're going to order, you can go give us a 5 star rating and review on iTunes. We'd sure appreciate that and hey maybe we'll make you some rare steak with that omelette.

Our guest today was:

Kris from @GameablePodcast and you can find him hanging out on his podcast The Gameable Podcast on iTunes. Go hit him up!

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people.

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

If you look at the number 8 sideways it's the infinity symbol basically. Hooray for our infinity-th episode!

Today Lorelai tells us all about the book The Big, Not So Small, Curvy Girls Dating Agency by Ava Catori. We discuss how to tell people about spinach in their teeth, gorgeous gazelles, leaving your vibrator out on the table, cleaning your vibe off (please do this ladies, it gets gross as heck), calling someone back while getting oral, and the difficulties of starting a dating site when you don't have good ideas. 

Once you've tested out a few dating sites of your own, why not head on over to iTunes and give us a 5 star rating and review. You might not get a date but at least we'll read out your reviews on air!

Our guest today was:

Kris from @GameablePodcast and you can find him hanging out on his podcast The Gameable Podcast on iTunes. Go hit him up!

Good Looks Bad Books is:

Ali @Aluminum_Iodide

Lorelai @lothlorien_elf

Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic

Cody @codedude3

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at [email protected]

We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people.

Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi