The high court determines if John is elligible to message his new girl.

Alan and Chris improvify John's incredibly lame profile.

It all comes full circle. Join Bryan, Chris, and John as they help Alan with a new girl this week. Alan does his best to answer some questions about her.

This week, Bryan shares the results of the first date of the season, and Chris finally steps up to the plate... of love. Alan and John help.

This week, Alan, John, and Chris take turns preparing Bryan for his potential date with Leigh. Enjoy!

The full cast has finally assembled! Join John, Alan, and Chris as they help Barce with his new love adventure special! Wish him luck!

Holy shit, it's hard to believe we're finally back in action. I'd like to thank our literally bakers dozens of fans for bringing us back for another season. We kick things off with a new format and a new member, Alan. Although John doesn't make it this week, Bryan, Chris, and Yasmine still welcome the new guy with mostly open arms. Give him a warm GLHP welcome, and wish him luck on his new journey of love. You can check out his profile here:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Frucifer

If you really like him, send him a message while he's single, ladies! I have a feeling he's going to get picked up fast.

- The GLHP Staff