Today we're talking about drugs. Should you do them? Probably not. Unless you're a cat (but more on that later). Annie thinks you shouldn't so much that she puts on a play for at risk youth. She also needs money because there's not much money in recycling cans. Pierce decides to be the hero of both the play and Annie's finances and it is a CONFLICT OF INTERESTS. Also, Britta's nephew has the hots for her and we don't love it.

Meanwhile, we're talking about aluminum recycling, body wax, green crayons tripping balls, and baseball puns.

Ben trades in some aluminum cans. Mike goes to the good Wendy's.

Annie has a crush and Jeff doesn't like it. Shirley has a new old beau and Britta doesn't like it. Pierce falls in love with kettle corn, and who can blame him? It's a fun time snack!

Meanwhile we spend an unfortunate amount of time talking about Emmanuelle In Space, talk about 10 Things I Hate About You (but it mostly gets cut?) We invent some weird hypotheticals.

Ben sleeps with a Scooby-Doo character. Mike is the reacher.

It's Christmastime and that means we're doing a whole stop motion animation thing! Or, at least Abed is. And it's up to the rest of the gang to figure out what is going on with him or else he might get kicked out of school. So naturally we take a trip to Planet Abed to find the meaning of Christmas.

We also talk about Christmas. And... peanut butter? And stolen street signs.

Ben cuts the chatter. Mike doesn't land the 900.

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It's Troy's birthday and so the gang goes to a bar to celebrate the manliest of manchievements: turning 21. Annie gets a fake ID and a bad accent, and Shirley gets a blast from the past.

We talk about good drinks we like drinking and also Paul F. Tompkins. Welcome to the Paul F. Tompkins fancast I guess.

Ben goes to the Red Door. Mike goes to L-Street.

We're going to night school (OR ARE WE) to take a class on conspiracy theories (OR ARE WE) and talking about the TV show Community (OR ARE WE). Jeff tries to get a free credit and/or is taking a class all about conspiracies and Annie's making a diorama for the bio dioramarama. Troy and Abed make a blanket fort for men.

We go into business with a pizza place / bowling alley / bookstore for some reason and we talk about how cool a math party would almost certainly be.

Ben talks to a barista about werewolves. Mike gets a lesson on oatmeal.

It's a bottle episode and everybody us sus. That's hip lingo everybody is using thanks to Among Us. This is Among Us. But about a purple pen. Or a principle. Is it a pen or a principle? Either way, everybody gets mad at each other.

We debate whether Cheers is a bottle series and whether Frasier would make a good paladin. And by "we" I mean "Ben." Ben says those things.

Ben pulls a c-c-c-c-combo breaker. Mike inquires about Waffle Houses.

Jeff and Troy find a magical trampoline in a magical garden. Abed becomes a RowBoat Cop. The word "bitch" is said an awful lot in this episode both by the characters and us so welcome to our second ever explicit episode because of the B-WORD. Hillary Duff makes a special appearance.

We talk about our grade school media crushes, terms for baskteball, and do some impressions of some very famous people.

Ben details how to get rid of a trampoline. Mike plays some Rumpy Junny.

It's Halloween, and everybody is at a puffy, sweaty party dressed in costumes and biting each other and infecting each other with a terrible secret black-ops rabies virus. So. Pretty much normal Halloween in my experience. Troy has a crisis of coolness, Abed has a crisis of friendship, Jeff has a crisis of not wanting to ruin a $6,000 suit, and Shirley has a crisis of doin' it with Chang.

Meanwhile, we are forced to decide if we will submit to the will of The Bean.

Ben makes plans for October 1, 2021. Mike puts chocolate on a hotdog.

Shirley wants to make a film about Jesus. Abed wants to make a film about Jesus finding God through a God camera and every camera is God and every person is Jesus and also the film is called Abed. You got that? It makes perfect sense. Pierce falls in with a bad crowd of old people.

Ben has a revelation about Jesus. Mike disses Reboot.

The most important event of the community college simulated space race is on. Can Greendale beat City College into simulated space? Will Annie transfer to City College? Will the dean notice the flag is a butt? Will you inevitably get a craving for KFC after listening to this episode? All we know is that we rank this episode as "delicious."

Ben plays a prank. Mike gets a master's degree.