Bad news. Pierce's mom is dead. Or... is alive but with a vaporized organic body. Who can say?

We debate whether it is creepier to have a puppet of somebody for sexual or non-sexual reasons, the downfall of the Indian Jones franchise, the downfall of Adobe Flash player, and asparagus toast.

Ben gets interrupted by Flash Player in 2020. Mike continues to be unaware of Frasier.

Jeff's old lawyer buddy shows up and it reawakens a lawyer's instinct in him. None of the rest of the study group like this new development, especially because they need a seventh person for the pop-and-lock-a-thon. Everybody knows you need at least seven people.

As for us? Well. I think all we can say about this one is... sorry, Jesus.

Ben starts digging for holes. Mike fights a shrimp boat.

We're back and this semester we're taking Anthropology staring Betty Freakin' White. It's a damn good get as far as guest stars go if you ask us. And you did. By listening to this podcast you were like "hey what do Ben and Mike think about Betty White as a guest star in Community?" Spoiler: she is great.

Ben gives a top hat to a goth horse. Mike gambles on Golden Girls knowledge and loses.

We're taking a break so we talk a little bit about a TV show a Community cast member has been on (and then never got picked up) and we also do some listener Q&A!

Ben looks it up on Bing. Mike picks Buddy.

In the final episode of the season, events happen that may or may not be relevant to other episodes.

Ben goes to comedy school. Mike has questions about "Eight Crazy Nights."

It's finals time and the gang has to really bone up because it turns out Chang doesn't actually have the qualifications to teach. Annie hatches a misguided scheme to keep the gang together. Chang plays a keytar. Troy gets approached by a plumber with a life-changing opportunity.

Your intrepid hosts talk about school nightmares, peeing nightmares, the inability to go to early classes, and more!

Ben quits forever as of today. Mike just keeps peeing.

It's here! We're talking about Modern Warfare, a famous Community episode because it's about a giant game of paintball on campus. We get a whole lot of great moments from every character and finally some Jeff/Britta payoff. I don't know what else to say; this is a legendary episode.

Ben betrays Mike. Mike betrays... himself?

Jeff and Britta lose their minds while fighting with... uh... high school kids. High school kids who call them Schmitty. Nobody looks great in this one. Troy and Abed embark on a quest of college shenanigans and they come out looking pretty okay in this one. Pierce and Shirley get into a fight and... well there's a definite winner there.

We are programming weird robots in BASIC and telling stories about how we miss, of all things, cubicles.

Ben does not do a marijuana. Mike knows who Winona Ryder is.

This week we're doing a mafia movie, but it's all about chicken fingers instead of whatever mafia guys do. Sorry. We didn't see Goodfellas so we have no idea what mafia guys do. Sorry, Greg.

The team takes over the schools' supply of chicken fingers and frankly, we get hungry for chicken fingers.

Meanwhile, we go on a big rant about pizza. It's a food heavy episode. Also we talk about lots of other stuff but mostly it's chicken fingers and pizza.

Ben makes a pizza enemy. Mike's Facebook profile photo is a landscape.

It's April Fool's Day! I mean, actually it's March 31st. Got you!

Meanwhile we're digging further into this cookie wizard thing. We needed to know. We also figure out which of us is the bas-ass who plays by their own rules. And we take a lovely virtual tour of all the places you might visit in Holland.

Ben brings Big Leonardgy. Mike can neither confirm nor deny that statement.