Elbow Grease can make you the King Of The Road. Just roll down your car window, and stick your left elbow out there into the sunshine. You'll have an instant, "Beam me up Scotty" moment. The dark clouds will disappear. You will be 18 again. You will spend all of your spare time doing shower duets with the companion of your choice. Think I'm kidding... try it.

We need all the help we can get. The economy is in trouble, we've got wars breaking out like pimples, and our satellites are getting taken out by space junk, so we ought to be listening for some new ideas.. even nutty ones. But we're just yelling at each other. Time to take a tip from my Lady Wonder Wench. Whisper.

Google lurks somewhere down deep inside your computer. And it knows everything. It's like the wise guy who sits on the mountain top and tells you the true meaning of life...or that little voice inside that when you screw up keeps saying..."I Told You So." So, I'm giving my "little voice inside" a name. It's kinda like Google. So I'm calling it Giggle. You have a Giggle too. And I'll bet you find your Giggle in here...just waiting to say, "I Told You So."

There are some high profile guys like John Travolta, Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise who fly their own planes. But most pilots...big plane pilots and little plane pilots, are like me...just guys who like to fly. Here's why we like to fly.

Life is like a giant roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Get a little summer love while you still can.

People who are not guys understand this stuff better than people who are guys. So in trying to figure out stuff like why kissing is more important than grabbing, I made a list of the different players in the Love game. That's why it's called Summer's Love Lineup. To figure out where you're batting in the order, listen here.

My Mom knew the two secrets to living a successful life: 1 - Wash your hands. 2 - Stand up straight. Being a mom was her career. But she was also a pretty young woman. What was life like for that pretty young woman... I still wonder.

The evil TV spirits are out to get us. Witches draw a line around themselves to keep the evil spirits away. I'm trying it !

I like lady sounds...long fingernails clicking while they're giving you a back scratch, snatches of songs that make the dishwashing easier, high heels clicking on hardwood floors, and best of all...a certain Lady's laugh.

Life is good. There's a new little girl in our family. Her name is Cecilia. And she is absolutely beautiful. She has her Grandmother's half smile. Live is very, very good.