⚠️HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT‼️

The first ever Good Sports Podcast OFFICIAL livestream on Saturday May 23, 2026 2:00pm EST

Join us for a rousing game of Geoguesser! Can Hayes identify the world's countries? Any of them?? You can be first to find out and roast him LIVE!

We'll be streaming on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@GoodSports_Podcast

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Hayes relays his harrowing journey through coming to terms with his disability and all the ways it affects life from being in chronic pain to losing casual friendships. Remember when this was a comedy podcast?? Anyone? Then Em exposes the true conspiracy of the for profit western medical industrial complex and the guys muse on whether MAHA devotees are truly as crazy as they seem.

On an unrelated note this podcast is sponsored by raw milk! "Slorp it raw!"(tm)

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[recorded in 2025]

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First of all can we talk about how Hayes accidentally manifested Em's passport getting blown up by Donald Trump?? Whoops. Believe it or not we have another two partner this week. Our two crazy guys talk about everything from chronic illness to our continued beef with the supreme court!

trigger warning ⚠️

suicide

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[recorded in 2025]

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In this episode, Em tells us about his professor "Hans Schnitzel," who is horrible at French and may be seconds from bursting into tears at all times. Hayes talks through his dramatic break up and his physical therapy journey. Then our two crazy guys go off the deep end spilling the tea about "T" and its various medical side effects.

[Note: We are not doctors. We are engaging in the longstanding transgender tradition of explaining approximately/barely comprehended hormone science to each other]

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[recorded in 2025]

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The episode you have all been begging us to air...the episode so controversial, contentious and outrageously disturbing we considered locking it in a vault and sending it to the bottom of the ocean where the Titanic is.

We are joined this week by urology healthcare provider and lifetime pee lover Kate! We discuss everything from Elon Musks urine crystal obsession to bottom surgery and strange texts from patients...its simply epic

(Kate would like to make a corrective note that if you are only peeing 3 times a day then that means you are probably dehydrated! Which she often is.)

(trigger warning for medical and pee stuff!)

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[recorded in 2025]

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Welcome to part two of the episode so epic it could not be contained in a single segment. Hayes waxes poetic about the Revolutionary War (typical Bostonian behavior), then gets into a vicious tear down argument with Em about the ethics of Esperanto.

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This one is a doozey! We start by catching up on all of Em's mishaps attempting to move to France, and learn about Hayes' bizarre medical situation that somehow led him to collect his pee. From horribly mistaken identity to flooded apartments, there was so much juicy topics to discuss that we had to split this up into two parts!

THANK YOU FOR 100 LISTENERS!!!!! WOW!!

Trigger warning: alcoholism, medical racism

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[recorded in September 2025]

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[recorded in 2025]

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Hello friends! We have a guest today- Molly who works for the Naval industrial complex sits down with us and lays out the various mysteries of the deep, including her cogent thoughts on The Titanic, Jules Verne and the existence of mermaids. We actually got a real expert this time - we promise!

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[recorded in July, 2025 lol]

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After discussing yurts and exposing Hayes's lack of basic world geography, Em and Hayes talk about the (at the time) most recent terrible supreme court ruling regarding trans people, and their own experiences as transgender children. To read about the ruling: https://glaad.org/supreme-court-skrmetti/.

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[recorded in 2025]

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Hayes and Em discuss the the evils of social media, give their (mostly) unqualified opinions on AI, and debate about the gayest pasta shapes. We also wade into some trans discourse and start both an improv beef and a religion beef.

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[recorded in 2025]

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