Nicolas Cage and his mullet seem to organically produce guitar riffs. Every thing that can explode does, and a lot of things that can’t explode do anyway. All of your favorite stereotype movie felons are here. Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo, Steve Buscemi, and John Malkovich as the all time great villain Cyrus The Virus. Goodbad? This thing is a masterpiece!!

We have a good time watching bad movies. We have a good time watching bad movies. We have a good time watching bad movie....No matter how many time I say it, this movie still absolutely sucks. We did have a great time talking about it though. This is our review of The Santa Clause 3, Tim Allen and Martin Short’s contractual obligation of Christmas kids movie that is filled with troubling themes and unfunny jokes. It even has a show tune. A full length North Pole show tune (ugh). ENJOY!

It’s time for another timeless holiday classic review . This time it’s Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron in a heist movie with more twists than a candy cane, Reindeer Games. The cast of this movie is just as crazy as the plot. Ron Jeremy, Isaac Hayes, and ex-NFL player Dana Stubblefield are all in just one scene! Gary Sinise, Danny Trejo, and Dennis Farina also help ram this movie up your chimney. Enjoy the forced xmas puns & our review

Half timeless holiday classic. Half Home Alone knockoff. Half Tim Allen signature holiday fare. Half John Grisham neighborhood conspiracy. Half mutant daughter who kills people with fire from her eyes? Ok we made that part up, but it made the movie way better. This is our review of the popular guilty please, Christmas with the Kranks.

Before Marvel gave Spider-Man his Homecoming, and before he went Into the Spider-Verse, and even before Andrew Garfield was Amazing, there was Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man series. They brought us the high highs of Spider-Man 1 & 2, and the low low Spider-Man 3. That’s what we are talking about today. Sandman, Venom, Green Goblin, Jazz dancing, emo haircuts, Eric Forman, and Kirsten Dunst all conspire to take Spidey down. Will they be successful? Listen to our loving review to find out.

Everything you love about the classic 1980’s Masters of the Universe cartoon without all that pesky He-Man taking up screen time. Dolph Lundgeren is great and all but instead of him you get exciting action like Courtney Cox’s parents, Kevin and his Japanese synthesizer, Grildor, and all the laser gun fights Star Wars didn’t want. Some say that if you listen closely on a starry night, you can still hear Frank Langela receiving oscars for his role as Skeletor.

Cats has been a highly successful Broadway stage show for years, but now it’s an infamous movie blunder as well. On this episode we try to figure out if Cats is simply sexy nightmare fuel or a so bad it’s good masterpiece in the same conversation as Howard the Duck, Showgirls, and Plan 9 from Outer Space. Taylor Swift, Jason Derulo, Jennifer Hudson, and Tom Hooper may act like Cats never happened, but this CATastrophy will never leave our Memory. This episode is in honor of Mr. Silky aka the neighbors cat. RIP

Time travel movies that took place in a future that is now our past are usually pretty rich with goodbad treasures. Adding Jean Claude Van Damme to the mix only makes things better. On this episode we break down the plot of Timecop (1994) and the show goes completely off the rails when we do our awards. Enjoy the batsht good time.

Halloween isn’t over yet! We still need to talk about Stephen King and his debut/farewell film as a director, Maximum Overdrive. A cocaine fueled romp through Dixie Boy, a North Carolina truck stop terrorized by sentient trucks and sprinklers! Luckily for the folks at Dixie Boy, Emilio Esteves is there on parole to save the day.

We finally got around to watching Ed Wood’s infamous science fiction horror Plan 9 from Outer Space. We break down the complete nonsense of the plot and talk about Bela Lugosi, Vampira, and Tor Johnson plenty, BUT the trivia about this film is enough to blow your mind and we have plenty of it. Enjoy.