A coming of age story about graduating high school at 27 years old, joining the military to impress a girl and earn your citizenship in Brazil, going off to combat against giant bugs using only your football skills, and climbing the ranks within only a few days. On this episode we review and roast Starship Troopers, a nazi allegory gone wrong.

“Don’t make the suit green...or CGI.” Well, they did both. If you thought DC superhero movies don’t get any worse than Batman v. Superman or Justice League, we are here to tell you how wrong you are. This movie is 2 hours of People Magazine’s sexiest man alive Ryan Reynolds sleep walking his way through cosmic nonsense and fighting an intergalactic octopus cloud with a magic ring so that he can survive this dumpster fire and go make Deadpool. Here is our review of Green Lantern!

Arnold Schwarzenegger. More guns than one man should be able to carry. A plot that doesn’t matter in the least. A bad guy who looks like chubby Freddy Mercury in a chainmail blouse. 109 dead bad guys. And all the great one liners you could ever ask for from an 80’s action extravaganza. This. Is. Commando!

As a thank you to our fans and a celebration of 1 year of the show, we recorded an unofficial commentary track for the first ballot GoodBad Hall of Fame movie, Showgirls! Grab yourself a drink or 12, get a bowl of doggy chow, and que up the movie to 0:00. We are going on this crazy ride together. It doesn’t suck.

Tell grandma to leave the room because this episode is highly explicit...although not as explicit as we thought it might be. On this episode we give our review of Fifty Shades of Grey. Is it the ultra steamy and risqué erotic fantasy film for sheltered women that we’ve all heard it is? Or is it mostly tedious contract negotiations and heinous line stepping that only a billionaire could get away with? Lower your boundaries and put your headphones in for an audio helicopter ride to sexy Seattle with us. Enjoy

Jet Li is Romeo! What’s that, he’s Han? Jet Li is Han, and he must die! What’s that, nobody is trying to kill him? Ok well you know what, they might have whiffed on the Romeo + Juliet parallels but they nailed the early 00’s hip hop meets action genre. Aaliyah is a surprisingly good actress and gets used like a weapon to kill a motorcycle lady, dozens of people die so that the Oakland Raiders can move to Canada, and DMX has a casino featuring absolutely no gambling. What else do you need. This is or review of Han Must Please Leave

Michael Jordan is back in the spotlight because of ESPN’s documentary series The Last Dance, so we thought now would be a good time to revisit Space Jam. The question is, does this Bugs Bunny + Air Jordan 90’s kid movie classic hold up? Listen to find out if it’s a triumphant last second jump shot or a pathetic 3rd inning swing and miss.

Aerosmith provides the tunes and their singers daughter. Michael Bay provides the American flags and explosions. Bruce Willis gives you the squinty looks and sometimes a Texas accent. We provide the analysis of the biggest schlockbuster of all time, Armageddon. A lingering Oedipus complex in American space explosions. Just what the moviegoers ordered. Listen to our review of the movie you cried to in 8th grade and laugh along with us in this week's episode of GoodBad 2: The Sequel

If you found this thinking it was the Disney movie Double Teamed (yikes), we are very sorry to disappoint you. However if you found this thinking it was about the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie with Dennis Rodman and Mickey Rourke featuring a tiger fight, scuba drag queens in the walls, an erotic bathtub workout, and more slo mo explosions than than you can count...then you are in luck. We review THAT movie in this episode, plus the return of our popular new segment, Lie Me a Story.

This might be the craziest movie we have covered yet. We discuss Richard Pryor (who is in THIS movie) being a computer genius for no reason, Superman who is high on krytomite (not kryponite) committing ecological terrorism in order to get laid, a super computer that turns humans into robots, and the STRAIGHT tower of Pisa. Take that Italy. We also have a brand new segment called Lie Me a Story that you don’t want to miss. Enjoy