We are going back to 1995, back to the internet, back to caring about hackers. This time around there is no Angelina Jolie, instead we get a national treasure and America’s sweetheart, Sandra Bullock. They’ve stolen her identity, they sold her house, they killed Dennis Miller, and Sandy is not gonna take it anymore. Who is they? We still don’t know, but this is our review of The Net and we do our best to figure out the plot of this 90’s thriller for you.

The year is 1995. Everyone alive is either a hacker or a cop who stops hackers, including Marc Anthony. Proper attire for hacking includes a water skiing rash guard and street bike jacket, very small round sunglasses for indoor use only, and cargo pockets on everything. This is our review of the seminal internet movie Hackers staring Angelina Jolie. Thank you for listening

4 hosts in 3 different locations socially distant but united on the most important topic of today, Robocop is still an all-time GoodBad classic! Plus our special guest Steve Gould, from the Things Police See podcast shares his insights on this 1987 action sci-fi schlock fest. This episode contains growling robots, overly wet gore, toxic sideburns, sexy grenade play, and questionable robot cop police work. Parental discretion is advised. “You can keep the gum”

We are not above watching a kids movie and then roasting it for your entertainment. Shaq tries his hardest in this movie about a rapping genie, but it’s still a 90’s sh*t show. After breaking down Kazaam, we give our thoughts on Netflix’s Tiger King. Is it really GoodBad, or is it just the best thing to watch while quarantined?

There is a reason we made our satirical subtitle “The Sequel”. Sequels are generally a huge step down from their original films. Major League 2 certainly fits that profile, but is it GoodBad or just bad? In this episode Jon and Danielle try to fight off the quarantine crazies, fill the void of missing MLB baseball, discuss the tiger blood Adonis Charlie Sheen, and cover their first ever comedy on the podcast. Enjoy.

You can get killed in the kumite, but only if you f*ck up. Bloodsport is an action classic and a GoodBad masterpiece. On this episode we break it down epic montage by epic montage. We also hand out our awards for best/worst lines, best/worst performance, unredeemable moment, and favorite part. Put your headphones on and let us Jean-Claude Van Damme nut punch your ears with this Bloodsport review.

Get your martini glass of candy, ditch your girlfriend while looking right at her, sell your soul to the devil, and get ready for Ghost Rider. This movie comes from a dark time before the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Stan Lee is nowhere to be seen. It stars GoodBad legend Nicolas Cage in what might be his worst performance (think of the weight of that statement) and almost everything on screen is CGI, possibly even Eva Mendez. This is our death defying review of Ghost Rider. Enjoy.

Why didn’t anyone tell us about Wild Wild West being a horrifically problematic, racist, sexist, KIDS MOVIE!?! Will Smith passed on The Matrix to star in this movie, and we passed on watching The Chase (1994) to watch this movie. It’s debatable who made a worse decision, but you can listen to our review of this funny for all the wrong reasons 90’s western here!

Pierce Brosnan’s run as James Bond had some grand slams and some swings and misses. We all know Goldeneye was a great movie and video game, but what about The World Is Not Enough? It has boats launched from a 3rd story building, Denise Richards wearing a wet t-shirt, and an army of parachute snow mobiles. Plus the normal 007 panty droppin martini poppin fanfare. We watched the movie so you don’t have to, listen and find out if this 90’s addition to the James Bond series is GoodBad or just bad.

Remember when 1991 gave us a nationwide New York Pizza craze, recycling and this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel? If so, walk the friendly sewers of nostalgia with us as we review The Secret Of The Ooze, complete with awards for best and worst line, our MVP, and some bonus trivia!