All you need to know is John Voight is doing a JCVD/Scarface accent in this Cape Fear-esque movie about a giant killer anaconda. In addition to that you have Ice Cube playing Ice Cube and JLo sans bra, AND a long serious monologue from Owen freakin Wilson!

What if B2K and Immature made a hip hop dance battle movie with Steve Harvey that had drug running and a child murder, but still somehow felt like an episode of Nickelodeon after school tv. They did, and we break it down on this episode and decide once and for all whether it is GoodBad or just bad.

“Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a sharks fin” -LL Cool J, 20th century poet and philosopher. If you love bad CGI shark movies, and we know a lot of you do, it doesn’t get much GoodBader than bloody disaster. This is our review of Samuel L. Jackson’s classic death scene, all the terrible dialogue, 10 ear fulls of pseudo science, and Thomas Jane’s Steve McQueen impersonation in Deep Blue Sea.

In near future of 1996 everything is on fire, but the distant future of 2032 things are much better, too good in fact. The solution is Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, and Sandi B eating rat burgers and Taco Bell, wiping with 3 sea shells, and having VR sex. If that makes no sense to you, listen to our breakdown of Demolition Man and it still won’t make sense but you won’t care.

Martini drinking, cigar smoking, talking power glove wielding Amy the gorilla wants to go back to the jungle. At the same time, machine gun wielding, murder laser using, diamond hoarding communications company TraviCom sends Laura Linney to the same jungle. Add in Ernie Hudson and Tim Curry and you’ve got yourself a genuine masterpiece in GoodBad cinema.

Our very first Michael Bay episode has all that you would expect; nudity, American flags, slo-mo, casual racism, explosions, fast cars, 360 degree camera angles, homophobia, and 4 sunsets. Plus Will Smith and Martin Lawrence deploying a bag of cats & iguanas in order to blow up all of Cuba. Is it GoodBad or just bad? Or is it simply Michael Bay? Listen and decide.

It’s everything you love about Star Wars; Bea Arthur singing a show tune, hologram Jefferson Starship, Art Carney “jokes”, and Chewbacca’s crusty old dad Itchy watching soft core porn on VR. Gone are the unsafe lightsabers. Away with anyone using the force at all. Goodbye to Harrison Ford desire to play Han Solo. Happy Life Day everyone!

Jon claims Howard (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is the most dedicated father of all-time, who risks his life on Christmas for an unappreciative brat. Danielle says Howard is a deadbeat dad and his family is tired of his sh*t. Also, is this movie happening at the same time as Home Alone? Is Ted (Phil Hartman) a player or a slime ball? Plus, an alcoholic reindeer. Join us for the “timeless holiday classic” Jingle All The Way

#1 on Empires worst movies ever made (2010). George Clooney calls it “a waste of money”. Joel Schumaker says “I apologize”. Arnold Schwarzenegger rants “Alright everyone...CHILL!” On this episode Jon and Danielle break down one of the most polarizing and infamous movies ever made, Batman & Robin.

JCVD + cocaine + video games + 90’s action and one liners. What’s not to love? We watched Street Fighter The Movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia and it is the only thing that matters right now. Join Jon, Danielle, and guest host Sean in loving this movie about red leather capes and world domination. Bonus Content: An article from The Guardian about the films wildly challenging production. https://www.theguardian.com/games/2018/jul/16/inside-street-fighter-movie-jean-claude-van-damme-kylie-minogue