What happens when you mix cocaine, steroids, and 1980’s excess? This freakin movie. Hulk Hogan really stretches the boundaries of his acting ability in this professional wrestling classic, and Jon, Danielle, and Sean “Rip” into every bit of it

Does size matter? Does writing or acting matter? Is this even a Godzilla movie? We dive deep into these questions and uncover the true social commentaries and profound statements made by Godzilla (1998). Just kidding, this movie is awful, we tare it a new one.

Grab your favorite brand of dog food to snack on and get ready to throw a tantrum, because we are covering Showgirls until we puke for no reason. Jon and special guest host Sean discuss this infamous “stripper with a heart of trash” classic and try to figure out why Nomi is such an A-hole.

A Motown throwdown in Harlem with the greatest costumes and characters ever put on film. Jon and Danielle discuss this epic 80’s cult classic and it’s spectacular soundtrack featuring DeBarge’s mustache. Sho ‘Nuff!

Regular Bow Wow, the kid from Sling Blade, and a surprise appearance from Vin Diesel! What more could you need to stay engaged in a film? Evidently a lot, because Danielle couldn’t be bothered to even pay attention to this movie. Luckily Jon actually did his homework, so the review could still go down. Find out if they rule Tokyo Drift GoodBad or Just Bad.

We roast this notoriously bad movie which handles delicate subject matter about as subtly as a clown fart. Featuring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez dragging Christopher Walken and Al Pacino down to an all-time low for everyone involved.

Coke, Skittles, and McDonalds save the life of a diabetic E.T. rip-off. Jon and Danielle discuss 1988’s best film produced by a fast food restaurant and hand out awards for best/worst lines, scenes, and performances. They also determine whether Mac and Me is GoodBad or just bad.

Travolta/Cage face swapping and over acting for the right to take home someone else’s kid.

James Bond runs out of girls on earth to shag, so he goes to space to have zero gravity sex.

Lisa Frank chugged some Mountain Dew and had a fever dream. This movie is that, we break it down.