Blessed be the Goop! The annual holiday gift guide is out and it actually pretty good. There are gift guides for travelers, hostesses, lovers, children, guys, cooks, and wellness junkies. What ridiculous but awesome gifts will you be jonesing for this Christmas? Aggie and Bryan are covering it all. Please excuse the lateness and the audio quality of this podcast - Bryan had many traveling snafus on his way to the East Coast. We'll be back after next week in the same room. Feliz Thanksgiving!

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This week we discuss Gwyneth's gross breakfast smoothie, tips to reduce anxiety, medical intuition, the return of diamonds, cryptocurrency, book recommendations, and the launch of G.Day body wash and oil. Visit our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself.

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On this episode we recap the Faltrow wedding pics that have finally been released to the public. The dress, the guests, the food - we get into all of it! Then we discuss the newsletters - touching on the female archetype diet, Jean's face mists, Megan's tinted face oil, Gwyneth's hard hitting interview with frenemy Julia Roberts, more tedious cannabis content, and a sneak peak of our first Patreon exclusive Goop Field Trip podcast, dropping soon. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to subscribe.

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We accuse Brad Falchuk of having potentially bad breath and reminisce about Gwyneth's Se7en Halloween costume before diving into this week's newsletter. The Medical Medium is pivoting to celery, Dr. Cole is a Ketotarian, Aggie wants bell bottoms, and Bryan might become a middle aged surfer. We also discuss P.Volve workouts, incomplete beer guides, clean cleaning supplies, and the danger of almonds. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself   

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We do a little gossip corner and diet update before getting into the week's newsletters. We discuss Ali's work uniform, J*n G*nter's latest tirade, Coola mist, metal straws, the Jar Method, a nonmonogomy glossary, an exfoliating instant facial, and the biggest news of the week: the launch of GoopGenes. Join our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself

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After a quick diet update, Aggie and Bryan discuss the latest Goop newsletters, podcast, and magazine! We talk unisex bathing suits, douchy BMWs, appreciating beauty, Lisa Bonet's poetry, expensive beach totes, expensive espresso machines, Elise Loehnen's Costco habit, teenage yoga gurus, and who had the Rachel before Jennifer Aniston. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself!

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This week we recap the most mysterious wedding of our lifetimes, relive Bryan's first week of Keto, and announce our brand new Patreon page (!!!) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss fancy bodegas, fall pastels, The Dirt Cure, the deformed genitals of little Swedish boys and how to prevent them, hair masks, cotton produce bags, and basic style icons. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to get exclusive content. God bless us everyone.

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It's Goop Yourself's 100th episode and Goop's 10th Anniversary. We look back on a decade of detoxes, expensive face creams, travel tips for the 1%, and questionable health advice. Aggie and Bryan reminisce about their first Goop memories. Plus, we discuss Gwyneth's upcoming wedding to Brad and Bryan's upcoming fling with keto. Thanks for making it to 100 with us!

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We catch you up on what we're reading this week, and Bryan and Aggie discuss the pros and cons of KetOctober. Then we plunge into the salty depths of the newsletters, discussing low sodium diets, high sodium vacations, silent meditation retreats, funky accent walls, Prada fanny packs, Los Angeles brunch lies, and $40 rosemary water.

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We recount the ups and downs of the cb2 x Goop event we attended over the weekend. Then we launch into this week's newsletters, discussing keto for Alzheimer's, garlic confit, a decadent daytime routine, Jackson Hole, a miracle lozenge, and new the Goop Editor-In-Chief's alleged "clog closet." 

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