We talk about Aggie's post-Valentine's Day hangover, Bryan's purple energy drinks, and a Goopy parsnip soup before discussing a delightful week of newsletters. We cover post-breakup detoxes, screen time apologists, goop condoms, clean shampoo, Cabo vacations, and the new Ralph Nader. 

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We discuss the breaking Netflix/Goop news before talking about this week's newsletters. We cover vibrating gold bars for your face, sobriety stories, the return of the Toxic Avenger, astrological sex therapy, oil cleansers, chickpeas for breakfast, Ayurvedic anti-depressants, and if this is the end of Goop Magazine? EDIT: This was recorded minutes before the MAGAZINE REFUND email went out.

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There's a lot of Goop news this week. We discuss the "hit-and-run" lawsuit against Gwyneth, her interview with presidential trashfire Howard Schultz, and the NYTimes viral stew before plunging in to the newsletters. We also talk natural lipstick, self-tanner, corporate mentorship, chronic pain, sustainability for rich kids, flower shops, and compost bins.

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Aggie and Bryan chat about our wildly inconsistent diet and exercise routines before discussing the latest newsletters. We go over the Gwyneth/Antoni meatloaf duel, Jean's $45 moisturizing bar, workplace accessories, the overuse of "paradigm," how metal straws are the new donabes, if Aggie should join a wine club, and can you replace a crippling heroin addiction with CBD.

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We get an anonymous tip about the true origins of Goop Wellness Vitamins before plunging into the newsletters. We talk face oil cleanser combos, Marie Kondo - goop style, fecal transplants, skeptical numerology, carrot soup, GP's pre-wedding face regimen, and traumatic identity. 

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We share highlights from our winter breaks and preview Gwyneth's new cookbook "The Clean Plate" before discussing the last couple of weeks of newsletters. We talk 2019 detoxes, psychedelic opioid cures, concealer reviews, diet vows, fleece workout gear and fire damaged morning routines.   

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Wow, this is the last Goop Yourself of 2018 and what a journey it's been! We go over Goop's First (Only?) Annual Greater Goop Awards, which honor fancy innovative companies like CVS and Levi's Jeans! We also discuss the rest of the newsletter - touching on dewy concealer, sofa fever, the darkness of Savannah, the 5 Apology Languages, salmon parties, and dead flowers. Have a Goopy New Year!!

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This week we quickly discuss our pre-Holiday protocols before going over the latest newsletters. We touch on ski bunny fashion, screen time addiction, expensive flower water, Parisian travel guides, Whole 30 journals, nut-free candy canes, GPs nighttime routine, Jean's favorite lip baum, and Aggie's Goop shopping spree. 

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Aggie and Bryan taste test GoopGenes collagen powder and marvel at Gwyneth's WSJ photos before diving into the unending newsletters. We discuss a Megababe morning routine, Hanukkah recipes, wreath making, weed websites, Holiday snacking, and the case of the missing Tata Harper cream.

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We're back! Aggie goes over her immunity regimen and Bryan recounts his trip to the New York goop store before diving into the latest newsletters. We discuss easy vegan meals, low key goop brides, fancy sneakers, suction cups for phones, cbd for your sore back, tips for social anxiety, psychic jump suits, and a sneak peak at GP's new clean eating cook book. Visit us at patreon.com/goopyourself!

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