We take a bone saw to Saudi Arabia as their crown prince opens the oil spigots and gaslights America. Plus Andrew Gillum is going to be Florida's next Governor, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump make hate sweet hate, and Amy Schumer is with baby after agreeing to let Sarah Silverman watch Louis CK masturbate. With midterms only two weeks away, Constitutional Law Professor Corey Brettschneider warns of a catastrophic constitutional crises if Democrats don’t take back the house. But don’t worry, says Down With Tyranny’s Howie Klein, pay no attention to those polls, the Democrats own the house and the senate is still in play. Emil Guillermo hosts The PETA podcast, we talk laboratory monkeys and Nyack the Lion, who was living peacefully at the Indianapolis Zoo with his wife and three cubs until she decided to snap his neck. What does that say about the future of men and women? Plus, Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling tells 26 of the funniest jokes you’ll ever hear in your life.