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What if a movie that seemed poised to become a modern classic left you feeling utterly disappointed? This episode unpacks the letdown of "Long Legs," starring Nicolas Cage, with Makayla, Shellee, Camille, and I laying all our cards on the table. We dissect the film's failed attempt to live up to its genre predecessors like "Silence of the Lambs" and "Seven," analyzing its overhyped marketing, shallow plot, and muddled blend of crime and supernatural elements. Makayla and Camille's detailed notes and Shellee’s and my additional thoughts provide a balanced yet critical take on why the film didn't make the grade. 

From inconsistent character behaviors to unrealistic police procedures, we leave no stone unturned in our scrutiny of "Long Legs." We question the rushed plot points and ponder the symbolic elements like the eerie phrase "I've got my long legs on" and the early '90s setting. Our discussion highlights the missed opportunities in Nicolas Cage's performance and the failure to develop the FBI agent character meaningfully. Despite its intriguing premise, the movie's lazy writing and lack of engagement left us yearning for a more compelling and intelligent narrative. Tune in to hear why "Long Legs" left us more frustrated than frightened.