This Carton Show segment on WFAN completely spirals in the most Carton way possible. Craig Carton and Chris McMonigle start by admitting they’re officially old and out of touch after watching the Grammys, before the show derails into brutal hairline evaluations, over-gelling accusations, five-head jokes, and public bathroom styling disasters. From there, Carton unloads on Roger Goodell for hiding from the media, questions the NFL’s transparency in the gambling era, debates whether the Super Bowl is even “sexy,” and explains why fans don’t know what a catch is anymore.