The gang reviews some of the bad decisions that people make, like panicking in adversity or watching 300 TV episodes in a row. Also, Chris quickly disproves a theory, Dave reveals his own teacher crush, Michelle is attacked by a cast member, and Shaun forgets the meaning of the word "martyr."

The gang dodges snow and rain and death to put together an all-Buzzerbeater show, with topics about hot professors, sexy fantasies, dress colors and effective writing. Also, Chris has about 80% of Michelle's attention, Michelle describes the dreamiest teacher in the world, and Shaun wants to become a professor just to bang his students.

The gang runs through the most timely Oscars preview you've ever seen, then talks about sucky people dying, sucky people lying, and being the last person on Earth. Also, Chris decides to drop nukes on Africa, Dave explores a scenario where he'd do mountains of drugs, and Shaun invents a girl version of himself and makes out with it.

The gang runs through some word-themed Headlines before tackling serious issues in a rapid-fire Saving Society. Also, Chris pulls off a shocking reveal in Buzzerbeater, Dave learns something new, Michelle misses a show's worth of insults, and Shaun takes an unpopular position for the first time ever.

The gang talks about feelings and emotions and not sleeping enough, then throws the second half of the show into turmoil by skipping right to Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris creates a new television show, Dave predicts the future of a television show, and Shaun pretends he's on a television show where he gets to say things about Michelle.

The gang briefly touches on the Super Bowl before moving on to fancy tech news, including a timely look at the ideas in the Back to the Future sequel. Also, Chris ruins someone's review, Michelle talks about her days out in the sticks, and Shaun attacks Girl Scout Cookies without understanding them.

The gang records a quick all-Buzzerbeater show because Chris is going out of town, reflecting on such topics as Oscar nominations and movies with too many stars. Also, Chris rues his German heritage, Dave finds himself in Gingertown, Michelle wants to be in the 100-meter speedwalking Olympics, and Shaun gets destroyed by Dwight Howard.

The gang tackles the difficult subject of work, like why everyone is stretched so thin and stealing things, then lists the worst things they've ever done at a job in Real Talk. Also, Chris mentions how he handles stress, Dave locks a friend in a freezer, Michelle nears a breaking point, and Shaun exposes himself as some kind of pervert.

The gang celebrates Dave turning 30 by doing an episode about things he likes -- steak, grammar, Jeopardy, Sega Genesis, Nerf. Also, Chris slowly turns into Shaun, Dave is an old man with a terrible voice, Michelle becomes the most reviled person in history, and Shaun tries to justify $1 steak.

The gang takes things to the surface level by examining their favorite parts of a person's body and focusing on libido-driven headlines. Also, Chris ensures that he'll die alone, Dave talks about the worst drug ever, Michelle has a chance to alter history, and Shaun proves his lack of understanding of science.