The gang investigates the perils of internet technology, from being fired for a tweet to breaking up friendships through text messages. Also, Chris has bitterness left over from his youth, Dave hammers on the youth of America, and Shaun produces his most pessimistic segment yet.

The gang isn't even a gang this week as half the cast is missing in a tragic accident. IN A WORLD WITH ONLY HALF THE REGULAR PEOPLE, CAN CHRIS AND SHAUN OVERCOME THE ODDS AND DEFEAT THE MYSTICAL NINE-ARMED ALLIGATOR WITH A MUSTACHE AND HIS LEGENDARY PENGUIN COMPANION?

The gang tackles some bizarre and unrelated headlines and then switches gears for an Easter-themed Death Match with twists and turns. Also, Chris details his toe drama, Dave gets distracted mid-episode, Michelle goes off the deep end for cats, and Shaun struggles to understand ratios.

The gang tackles some serious topics in an extended version of Headlines, like fake friends and the school system and vaccinations. Also, Chris talks about himself in third person, Dave has his car broken into, Michelle is oblivious to March Madness, and Shaun goes on a silent protest.

The gang tackles some slightly bizarre headlines before jumping headlong into an extended and fiery Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris is immune to Michelle's psychic powers, Dave is unexcited about the new Star Wars, Michelle goes crazy by the end of the show, and Shaun thinks taxidermy isn't creepy at all.

The gang reviews some of the bad decisions that people make, like panicking in adversity or watching 300 TV episodes in a row. Also, Chris quickly disproves a theory, Dave reveals his own teacher crush, Michelle is attacked by a cast member, and Shaun forgets the meaning of the word "martyr."

The gang dodges snow and rain and death to put together an all-Buzzerbeater show, with topics about hot professors, sexy fantasies, dress colors and effective writing. Also, Chris has about 80% of Michelle's attention, Michelle describes the dreamiest teacher in the world, and Shaun wants to become a professor just to bang his students.

The gang runs through the most timely Oscars preview you've ever seen, then talks about sucky people dying, sucky people lying, and being the last person on Earth. Also, Chris decides to drop nukes on Africa, Dave explores a scenario where he'd do mountains of drugs, and Shaun invents a girl version of himself and makes out with it.

The gang runs through some word-themed Headlines before tackling serious issues in a rapid-fire Saving Society. Also, Chris pulls off a shocking reveal in Buzzerbeater, Dave learns something new, Michelle misses a show's worth of insults, and Shaun takes an unpopular position for the first time ever.

The gang talks about feelings and emotions and not sleeping enough, then throws the second half of the show into turmoil by skipping right to Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris creates a new television show, Dave predicts the future of a television show, and Shaun pretends he's on a television show where he gets to say things about Michelle.