Greasy

The fellas discuss having the 158th biggest fantasy sports podcast, drinking expired beers, grinding through four months of suck, the golden parlay, the greatest Ohio sports weekend ever, 18 hours of Super Wild Card Weekend, settling bets with your friends, watching movies on tv, Rob’s LOTR obsession, getting lunch with Aaron Rodgers, Rob’s Chevy Impala, finding hitmakers like Kevin Siegel, Keno and roulette numbers, two bros drinking Rhinegeist Truth, the greatness of brewery tours, the overabundance of IPAs, and Browns vs. Steelers score predictions.

The fellas discuss Rob having COVID, how they’re spending their stimulus checks, paying off student loans right now, getting better at golf vs. gambling, the top 5 adult beverages of 2020, the greatness of Miller Lite aluminum pints, Browns vs. Steelers, Myles Garrett vs. Mason Rudolph, the state of Cleveland, grown men wearing jerseys (Part III?), 2021 goals and predictions, people wishing they were quarantined, and flying Frontier.

The fellas discuss how to use PTO at the end of 2020, the incredible Browns vs. Ravens game, the Cleveland Indians changing their name (Cleveland Grease?), a TouchTunes romantic comedy, unquestionably attractive people, exchanging certified locks for Christmas, the fried chicken bubble, Taylor Swift’s new album, giving up gambling for a year’s worth of salary, what makes a good friend, dipping sauces hitting their apex, starting Tyron Johnson in fantasy this week, liking beers that you don’t like, Baker Mayfield as a top 12-ish quarterback, Browns vs. Giants on Sunday Night Football, and Charlie Woods winning over .5 majors.

The fellas discuss the Jumanji house, Netflix pumping out Christmas movies, preheating in life, legalizing sports gambling in Ohio, watching games at Winking Lizard with your bros, defining your music taste by NPR Tiny Desks, songs that go (e.g. Zedd - Clarity), buying Christmas gifts for coworkers, giant pencils, things you think about when you fall asleep, Greasy tees (part II), Creed at the bar (part II), Brewdog Corner, canned mix drinks overtaking seltzers, Search That Volume 2020, and Browns vs. Ravens on Monday Night Football

The fellas discuss NFL football on a Wednesday, DJ’s cornbread on Thanksgiving, insecurities about their Spotify Wrapped, creating album podcasts, putting on for their city, rewatching Entourage, sharing friends of friends' HBO accounts, Sunday morning juice, Cleveland’s infatuation with Nick Chubb, the Ball brothers vs. Paul brothers, Russell Westbrook being traded to the Cavs (he wasn’t), @twopinkstarbursts on TikTok, DJ Chark’s wedding, liking your own text message, using windshield wipers to describe the weather, Browns (+6) vs. Titans, Akron (-2.5) vs. Bowling Green, and Rob rocking an XFL hat.

The fellas discuss Bud Light vs. Miller Lite, a Peloton trainer reality show, refraining from complaining post-Covid, contributing on Thanksgiving, Alice’s Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie, rigging the NBA Draft, the 2003 NBA Draft class photo, whether they actually like football or not, the “Gus Edwards” in your life, how the economy works, Double Stuf Oreo sales, JoJo buying a drink at a bar, Browns vs. Eagles, and gambling plays of the week.

The fellas discuss nitro beers, time zones, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, getting hyped for the Masters, Abraham Ancer’s caddie ripping darts, fall food (and beer) habits, The Queen’s Gambit’s greatness, participating in Movember, feeling bad for a college football coach that makes $500k, mildly famous people getting out of tickets, the biggest benefit of being old, a decent idea to blow up on Tik Tok, Fort Minor’s music holding up, and the legacy of Alex Trebek.

This week, DJ hosts an audio game show with no contestants.

The fellas discuss their best Halloween costumes, Antonio Brown joining the Bucs, OBJ vs. Hollywood Higgins, pulling Charizards in 2020, watching (or lack thereof) the World Series, Mookie’s cookies, bold second-half fantasy football predictions, election predictions, drinking ciders, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Harry Mack freestyles, good foods to eat while lying down (part II), Russell Crowe on a cereal box, judging people by their attire, the worst purchases they’ve ever made, buying an e-bike, AJ Green vs. Travis Fulgham, and Browns vs. Raiders score predictions.

The fellas discuss the feeling of your favorite shirt being clean, Ohio State football coming back, betting 21.5 point favorites, “midrange” beers, the greatness of Dortmunder Gold, the North Carolina Senate Race (Cal Cunningham vs. Thom Tillis), being historically sexy, eating shit alongside the Browns, cashing out other people’s slot tickets to buy beer, “Raydiation” by Ray J (and the Perry Nuclear Power Plant), shorting the television and taco markets, the Great Lakes Exposition, and popular and not-so-popular Halloween candy.