Greasy

The fellas discuss head coaches wearing face shields vs. masks, Browns (4-1) vs. Steelers (4-0), swapping bodies with a “buns” athlete, Freaky Friday Night Lights™, clambake season, transitioning into darker fall beers, the least likely celebrity to be on The Masked Singer, delaying your work lunch, how they articulate where they’re from, the best type of shirt, Sokolowski’s closing, and what they’re consuming this week.

The Browns are 3-1. The fellas discuss the possibility of the Browns being good, Kevin Stefanski's case for the hottest coach in the NFL, week 5 predictions, first quarter MVP's, how the team will fill the Nick Chubb void, if they're all in on Baker, the Brown they'd most like to get a beer with, and attending a game with 12,000 fans. Special shoutout to Coach Rosati (Perry legend).

The fellas discuss drinking beers with no regard, political talk in an office, paying taxes on future gambling winnings, COVID impacting week 4 of the NFL season, TVs on the floor, crappy recliners, Machine Gun Kelly's new album, fall footwear, what they're spending money on this week, championships without parades, if it's worth it to eat a Butterfinger, Return of the Mack returning, and Baker Electric Motor Vehicles. Note: A reference to Kristin Cavallari was edited out of this episode (Rob still loves her).

The fellas discuss clickbait ads featuring Lily from AT&T, Sunday lowkey being the best drinking day, why people should care about playoff baseball, playing driveway basketball as a kid, struggling with their fantasy football rosters, Xbox and PlayStation's upcoming consoles, playing music on vinyl, robot handjobs, Kay Adams at the beginning of Ian Rapoport videos, and bagel-related search engine terms.

The fellas discuss “I can’t believe it’s already September” guy, sitting in the living room in your underwear, taking beer home from a party, the Browns early-season struggles, the ideal Sunday football tv setup, their day-to-day as billionaires, the grocery aisle with the stiffest competition, eating nugs for the Nuggets, Big Ten football coming back, Perry (Ohio) legends, relating the polio vaccine to current day, being a local sports radio host, and dealing with fantasy football injuries.

The fellas discuss rejected Ohio license plates, fantasy football draft highlights, what kind of kid they were on the school bus, the Odell Beckham poop situation, the Travis Scott Meal at McDonald's, doing fall activities, bold NFL predictions for week one (including Cam Newton being trash), the Planet Money Summer School, Myles Garrett/Greasy donations to Waterboys, the greatness of BODYARMOR, running out of podcasts, and money-making NFL locks (including a Browns upset?!).

The fellas discuss betting on the Kentucky Derby, the thrill of a pick six, Rob's top beers to drink in the fall, why Rob hates Fantasy DJ, a fantasy football bubble, brownies vs. cookies, Donald Trump pushing the Big Ten to start football, the type of guys they don't (and do) want to be friends with, putting ads on bananas, the first few episodes of Lovecraft Country, watching The Binge, David Blaine's Ascension, and picking between Austin Ekeler, Julio Jones, and Davante Adams.

The fellas rank draft day on the list of holidays, complete a first-round PPR mock draft, discuss what makes a great in-person draft, provide boom and bust picks (with a Ludacris twist), reveal hardcore locks that will make you a ton of money, play a game of Fantasy Feud, and have an in-depth conversation with one of the best commissioner's in the world.

The fellas discuss eating pierogies in the fall, talking about work with your friends, a bar drink elimination challenge, horse jockeys in a bubble, Jordan Clarkson and Jeff Green, rocking flannels and looking hot, Project Power, people not wearing masks in Chipotle, fantasy football on the horizon, twin sisters marrying twin brothers, chimps flying drones, the ultimate taco, and searching "Christian" based terms.

The fellas discuss the loss of the Akron football season, Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's running mate, taking a week off gambling, playoff LeBron, the first episode of Hard Knocks, the Greasy Movie of the Week (Project Power), speeding up podcasts, Cleveland's lack of a shitty local beer, going back to your high school as a semi-famous singer, emotional hedges when betting, and rocking Lake Metroparks gear.