The fellas discuss Whole Hog pumpkin beers, Kristin Cavallari posting a pic with Stephen, the greatness of the NBA bubble, Friday Night Lights spoilers, abusing the free trials on streaming services, the Big Ten schedule release, drama on the Bachelorette, Brooks Koepka vs. Bryson DeChambeau, the wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, the greatness of Krispy Kreme, and strategies when meeting a celebrity. This episode is dedicated to Cleveland legend Dick Goddard.

The fellas discuss the ultimate COVID outfit, managing an NFL quarterback room in 2020, lowkey hotties (other than Amy Acton), Unsolved Mysteries, the first week of baseball being back, pumpkin beers debuting in July, commonly ordered Chinese food items on GrubHub, fizzy drinks, Taylor Swift's new album, Keenan Allen vs. Mike Evans, packing lunches vs. going out to eat, having a false sense of confidence, Alex Smith as the Comeback Player of the Year, and Josh Cribbs loving Coney Dogs (alternate spelling: dawgs).

The fellas discuss baseball coming back (with a special guest!), the emergence of doomscrolling, being first in line for the coronavirus vaccine, the incredible evolution of gas stations, Aaron Rodgers’ love life, the Project Power trailer, shotgunning beers as old men, loose women, common Cleveland-based search terms, being in a 10-year rut, missed opportunities in remixing songs, the humor in vaping, anticipating the fantasy football season, the perfect morning routine, fireworks and parades being overrated, and shaking hands in the COVID era.

The fellas discuss a way for athletes to become a hero in their respective cities, the ultimate dirty bulking day, the best and worst jobs during COVID (with respect to all health care professionals. Thank you!), Christian McCaffrey dating Olivia Culpo, attending live sporting events in 2020, Memorial DFS picks, Johnny Kilbane winning the featherweight title in 1912, commonly searched recipes on Google, teachers having a life outside of work, a World Putt Competition brought to you by Reduced Fat Wheat Thins, and athletes that don't look like athletes.

The fellas discuss their sauce boss-ness, changing the name of the Cleveland Indians, tactics to leech off of Pat Mahomes, the best mall food court eateries, Cristin Milioti's career, Zac Efron's new Netflix show, mock draft season on the horizon, Rudy Gobert and Donovan Mitchell's relationship, DFS lineups for the Workday Charity Open, common Google searches related to Burger King, the Cuyahoga River catching on fire 12 different times, their preferred shape of ice, Instagram likes, and Trevor Bauer's likeability.

The fellas discuss Odell Beckham as a Brown, athletes getting COVID, being named Karen in 2020, Dr. Pimple Popper, Charlie Puth's compensation for a Subway ad, an obvious Cam Newton sponsorship, Rocket Mortgage Classic locks (Doc Redman), Taylor Swift's vending machine, empathy vs. sympathy, the Stone Cold Stunner being the GOAT finishing move, Bobby Bonilla Day, the ultimate Starter Jacket, and classic '90s sports movies.

The fellas discuss saving half of a burrito for later, Joe Biden's vice president, judging friends by their blankets, Ohio City vs. Cleveland, not yet being AirPod consumers, hanging Kyrie Irving's jersey in the rafters, rooting for friends to have success, Finger On The App, fruits being dragged down by vegetables, gambling on golf, disliking kids that are solid golfers, popular bread items, and the one thing visitors must do in Cleveland.

The fellas discuss the most respected US city, ongoing MLB negotiations, the cult fanbase they're most likely to join, Robby Anderson on the Panthers(?), how to pick a bar in an unknown city, the best sleeps they've ever had, MAC basketball in The Basketball Tournament, Guy Fieri, some more Guy Fieri, their 'The King of Staten Island' review, eating in your car at work, Rob's well-researched history lesson on Old Stone Church, Rihanna's hookups, money-saving tips, hitting the over vs. a trifecta, DJ's rap career, getting hit by a 100mph pitch for $200, and dogs being overrated.

The fellas discuss Seth Rogen vs. Jonah Hill, Dabo Swinney's recklessness, the thrill of betting on horses, their DFS lineup for the Charles Schwab Challenge, ideal summer days, above-ground pools in the middle of backyards, their insecurities, monthly search volume, the USA and USSR working together on the moon, a surefire way to never lose money at the casino, the story of a $7 Airbnb, Taylor Swift's greatness, women wearing jerseys, advice for a college freshman, and pooping in public with your phone volume up.

The fellas discuss what has transpired since the murder of George Floyd and share their perspectives on race. They also talk about Drew Brees' kneeling comments, eliminating one song from existence, leaving restaurant reviews, gambling portfolios, 300-yard drives, privatizing space, Slim Jesus, eating string cheese lying down, Space Force being a bad tv show, Rob as a mayo man, wasting money on birthday cards, and why Greasy isn't on TikTok.

Disclaimer: This podcast was recorded in the Butthole of the World.