The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. This movie is about some crazy shit from the black lodge fucking up people's lives, and David Bowie whips his dick out, son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Begins. Bale whipped his dick out in this one and throat punched Taken.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E11 The Menagerie Part 1!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Prometheus. Old man shit dick decides that he wants to jerk off on us all, and we got this shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future! Time Travel Fun Time

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: VOY S04E01 - Scorpion Pt. 2!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Evil Dead. In this movie, Ash is a smooth-talking dude taking a weekend off up in the woods with some great friends until shit hits the fan!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twister. Yeah, bitches it's tornado time, son! So whip it out and rub it out because shit is hitting the fan!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: VOY S03E26 - Scorpion Pt. 1!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 2. This movie pulls its religion out and slips it in our ass. Oh, Hell Yeah!