The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spawn. In this movie, Spawn gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Spawn! It's a lot like the comic and dated, but still fun enough.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser 4: Bloodline. A dude killed his parents, got their money, and then bought a strange piece of "art" for $250 for his sex dungeon above his fucked up club. Some other shit just happened, and then there's the CD shooting shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pompeii. This movie is about White Wolf and his knife of destiny vs Jack and the volcano son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Lantern. This movie is about a guy named Shit Dick Jr, and he has a huge dick and an even larger chip on his shoulder! I hope you guys like green son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. They made the 3rd one, for fucks sake!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post Covid: The Return Of Covid. This movie is where the world ends or begins or whatever plus max... Streaming South Park!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Amazing Spider-Man. Yeah, it's happening again, son! So get your warm wet rags ready because you're going to want to spank it, son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pitch Black! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: DS9 S02E24 - The Collaborator.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth. A dude got his dick ripped off and said, FUUUUCK! So now it takes place in a damn nightclub, and there is a sculpture of pain!