The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wanted. Yeah, this fucking happened. Sideways bullet-time hells, yeah bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post COVID. This movie is where the world either ends or begins... Streaming South Park!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet 3. This movie is about Skull Fucker, and he Skull FUCKS the fuck out of shit! He doesn't mess around.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy. This movie pulls its religion and slips it in our mouth. Oh, Hell Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Day After Tomorrow. Sadly, this film is the world we live in, and fuck the schmucks that got us here.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween. This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years. Mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman & Robin. Clooney pulled his cock out and shoved it up Arnold's ass! Yeah, Boi!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Twelve. This film fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but in Europe!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. This movie is reverse dope as hell, and Leatherface will whimper for you, son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son! Titts and balls, son.