The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and can't die. He's got a hot girlfriend, a funny friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches G.I. Joe: Resolute. In this movie Cobra tries to anal rape the world again and almost achieves it until the resolute Joes turn the tables and push Cobra's shit in!

America

Fuck

Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It Follows. This movie is a instant classic in the horror genre! It's about an std that literally kills you to death in the vein of 80s horror. This movie is dope.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Year One. In this movie the Batman gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it Batman! It's a lot like the comic and pretty good so watch it and read it and send me brownies!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pee-Wee's Big Holiday. In this movie Batman has to save...jk! Pee-Wee goes on holiday to spend time partying it up with his buddy Joe! enjoy son. :)

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Green Inferno. This movie is a pretty solid non torture porn horror movie where a bunch of red fuckers are eating white fuckers in the green jungle. 'Murica

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Species. This movie is about a horribly cast Ben Kingsley or at very least a poorly acted performance with a horrible accent... fuck it. Lots of tits and shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Futurama: Bender's Big Score. I just watched this movie like 10 hours ago and honestly don't know if i was fully coherent while i watched this and cannot remember anything that i said about it. Seriously i'm sorry for recording such a horrible podcast.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thirteen Ghosts. This movie has ghosts that look like the are rejects from other horror franchises that got caught in a glass house trap. FML

But seriously it was ok in a bad way.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. This movie is about an asian dude... just kidding this is about a family full of assholes lead by two negligent parents and an asshole son. Cops and Robbers in the big apple or something. This episode is not good.