The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United. In this movie Iron Man & Hulk are heroes and unite and fight an energy being thing that has some sort of name that.... i give up!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Trespass. This movie is about a diamond broker with a cheating wife and a shit head daughter. Some people break in and shit gets real... Lethal Weapon 2 style!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later. This movie is a pretty solid reboot of the franchise and has some ok action and works pretty well.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Of Grey. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful and fuck you.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman/ Batman: Apocalypse. In this movie Batman has to save Superman's ass from Lex's robot cock...JK that was the last one. So anyway Supergirl shows up, Darkseid is being an asshole again and Superman literally blows shit. Fuck it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Zoolander. This movie is about a dumb, yet physically ripped model that is brainwashed in order to kill some asian dude or something and there is breakdance fighting and Relax bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silver Linings Playbook. This movie is about a couple of crazy, broken and beautiful people that find love with each other. Peace and love bitches.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Advocate. In this movie Neo is a smooth talking lawyer from the land of Flo Rida where they not only blow whistles, but also eat ass! fml.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie! Jay & Silent Bob get high, jerk off and there may be some anal involved too.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rumble In The Bronx. This movie is about an asian dude that just wants to go to his uncle's wedding, but will fight street thugs if he has too. he'll cut your fucking face son!