The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone. This movie is about a snotty kid who gets left behind by his asshole family because fuck him. He thwarts a couple dbag crooks with in the most cinematic way possible, lose the battle win the war? The mom then makes a deal with the devil and ultimately doesn't achieve anything from it. Merica.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Man From U.N.C.L.E. The Cold War is in full effect and the heat is rising in this spy movie starring Superman and that guy from The Social Network. Not a bad movie.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman/ Batman: Public Enemies. In this movie Batman has to save Superman's ass from Lex's robot cock! It's a fun movie, go give it a watch and have some pills while you are wasting your life son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Contagion. This movie is full of viruses and people dying, but strangely not potato chips for some reason? It's a great movie man.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ridiculous 6. Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade. Mainly it's just a boring comedy that should have been 30 mins shorter and less serious/ more silly.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. Big snakes, bad accents, but in a sequel bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones Blu-Ray. This one is pretty awful and i want to hate fuck it. That is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happening. The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know how... The Happening! She and Him run through the woods and remember why they like fucking each other or something.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Sword of Storms. A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but doesn't feel like it. He also like kittens and beer. It's not a bad movie, but with a few passing issues and stuff. I'll stop now.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tamara. A well tread supernatural revenge story that is an ok film starring the wife of Channing Tatum. She's hell in high heels!