Grimewave

The four amigos, as usual. Sean brought snacks for the whole class. Is there a comparison between Real Housewives and King Cobra? We're talkin' executions, self-executions, and a certain bird-executing MLB pitcher. Also, adventures and antics in both Red Dead and GTA Online. Plus, a little bit of Scientology to boot.

Sean, Mike, Bill, and Kelly. More guys, more gay. Kelly's getting's food, and Bill's jealous. Speaking of food, we talk about Big Pun and Fat Joe for a little bit. A couple of other dead, but less fat celebrities are mentioned. Also, what kind of vampire would you be? Hopefully not the kind of vampire that we talk about in this episode.

Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean. We're talkin' penguins, kids smoking cigars, real life Spiderman, and more. Bill battles a wild beast. Bill also shows off his character work. Actually, this is a Bill-heavy episode. Bill!

Kelly, Mike, Sean, and Bill are time traveling back to May in this one. Sean has a new hero. We find out early on that Billy and Kelly are gay. Have we found one kind of milk that Mike doesn't enjoy? We listen to some voicemails. Leave one of your own. 781-435-6402. And we also listen to a once-in-a-generation artist Mike brought to our attention. All that crap and more this week on Grimewave.

We've got the man of many bands and many hats, Alex Lachance (@mokapotcomedy), on this episode! We immediately launch into a new guessing game Bill came up with "prescription drug or sci-fi villain". We also talk: bodily fluid mishaps on the road, Sean's soccer encounter, drunk driving/debauchery theme parks, reindeer, GG Allin/Seth Putnam, 6% milk, Jeff, red dead roleplaying. Be sure to check out (La)Chance Encounters podcast, Wrong Hill to Die On, and other shows at Moka Pot Comedy!

Sean, Bill, Kelly, and Mike are joined once again by Paul. Welcome to Librarywave. We misspell a couple dead rappers' names, then talk about UFO scientists, porn storylines (someone's phone gets confiscated, he'll get it back after class), and which freak each of us would be at a freakshow. A second guest joins us toward the end.

Today's episode starts out with Kelly cleaning up after Mike and Sean. Bill has questions. A certain roundhouse kicking Texas Ranger is remembered. Plus, what's an episode of Grimewave without a whole segment about bodily functions? Seriously, there is a lot of body function talk in this one. Also, doctor's office hijinx. One of us is making an appointment.

We're being legit about guests now. We're joined by Kevin and Jared from the band Gutted Twice. We discuss: Sean's future wife, fighter dawgs, beavers, the decline of drinking culture, sober raves, attending sex parties for the food, Kevin sees the hand to hand vagina trick from like middle school for the first time, cig prices. We do an ACTUAL INTERVIEW ABOUT THE BAND and Kevin then waxes poetic about his dream girl. The crew then discusses old fashion possibilities, invents dick pills, and "Krit.Russell" is born. Keep your eye on Gutted Twice they got an EP coming out real soon.

SPOILER: This episode both starts and ends with Mike talking about dookie. Kelly claims she has never blacked out drunk, ever. Billy has a birthday coming up. Big shoes and big pants.

Kelly, Bill, Mike and Luca are joined by Jess. Sean is absent, probably trapped inside another pinball machine. It's Valentine's Day. We talk about cereal mascots and which drugs they do, then the death of James Van Der Beek, which leads Kelly to tell a story about being asked out on a date by a guy who really, really liked Dawson's Creek. Then - History lessons with Mike. Who is your favorite Khan? Muslim assassins! Hashshashin! Also, Skynet, Chinese Xanax content farming, and other weird ish.