"The legacy has been besmirched." Kelly, Billy, and Mike talk lobsters, kickflips, projectile puking, projectile puking again. Turtle facts. Fish are gay, right? Luca and Kelly eat ice cream. HOLY SH!T, THAT'S A BILLY!

Bill, Mike, and Sean talk professional Slap Fighting, Goth Night, messing with Door Dash delivery guys. We invent a new coin? Sean has a bunch of "really smart notes." Adult cereals? Badminton vs. Pickle Ball vs. Tennis vs. Table Tennis.

Kelly, Billy, Sean, 2 Mikes, Tyler and Ashley. A guy wants to join our band and sent us a recording. We discuss shitty jobs. We argue how to pronounce different words and we also try to telepathically link at the end, so stay tuned.

Bill, Sean, Mike, and Kelly talk: interrupting golf with ass, weed demons, "do a kickflip", taste combinations that work, a beautiful craigslist ad gets read, more craigslist music ads, our band "The Butt-Men" responds to one, new power rangers game, ozempic, tasting piss, tasting come, food talk!, jersey shore

We are joined by Noah, Dan, Dylan, and Jess for a fully scripted and scored episode. Private investigator Doug "DP" Penetration (its french) is hired by mob heiress Margherita Linguine to sniff out a real crappy criminal, and the more involved he becomes the messier and runnier the case gets. Join us for a tale of betrayal, mystery, stimfapping, every italian-ameircan cliche you can think of, and jokes dustier than Nonny's bookshelf in: "This City Shits". Our first of hopefully many more scripted episodes to come.

Jerry returns and the much mentioned Paul joins Mike, Sean, Bill, and Kelly for a 6 person yapfest. We discuss: ice cream truck drivers, old men calling us hipsters, Diddy crossing the worst line, if we had butlers (Sean wins this), pegging revisited, parody movies, sharing cocks and the perils of touring, the perils of dropping a deuce when a whole show can see you, free promo for the 99, further Sleep Token hate, coworker metal, what is in the Paul Mall.

This episode starts normally, until we all get high and start talking about which vegetables are best to snack on, a.k.a. Kelly Talk. I'm not kidding. There is about a minute and a half dedicated to beans of all kinds. A.I. Fridges. Does ice cream count as milk? An interview with the Poo Devourer is read. Craiglist "Missed Connections" returns. Do you know how to farm? A ship crashed and we all thought it was hilarious. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Corey Feldman rules. To round things off, it's 2025, no body has correct grammar, we're all f*ckin'.

Bape was ass. We talk: peeing on things at playgrounds as a little hoodlum, playground shenanigans, artists assaulting show attendees, bear/gorilla history lesson with Mike, some bad lyrics, how our bodies are now the thunderdome of cancers, drinking on the job and at pax, Ask Bill which turns into Ask Bill and Kelly

Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out where Sean has been. Mike brings a video for us to view and talk about. Hint: it's a video of a weaponized projectile dookie.

Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI stuff (we actually get serious for a second and Mike is revealed to be 200IQ), sink pissing, men having relations in the woods, talk to Sean, being Luigi, voicemails, tongue in cheek politics, the pope, Skitchin on Sega Genesis