Noah and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike to talk: urinals in every room, extremely bad tech puns, bad eras in metalcore, bad shirts, nicotine in dire situations, deftones impressions, crashin cars, suckin Tarantintoes, the president's son is cool, SBOTW, Madlibs which includes a mini lesson in what Joe Coolin it means, and Noah does a choose your own where the smallest hogs topple the biggest mountains

Just the three amigos this episode. The band this week is the riff quarry they call Hellhorse. We talk: Bad names. Commercials. Rainbows. Bills horrible day. Cleaning your inner butt out. Shitbag of the Week with some low hanging fruit tech weenie. Slurs. We then decide to try and make sentences going word for word around the table, then two words. New depths of dumb are explored.

Immediately off to a shakey start due to malfunctioning pens. Connor joins Mike, Bill, and Sean and immediately we forsake the rails. We start a pop punk band because we have a youngster as a guest. Lives destroyed and the people who keep tally of it. A shitty and too long analysis of a brawl between the two singers of Crazytown. Jerry Springer arrives in hell to a penthouse, and his lasting repercussions on exploiting the mentally unwell. A legend is told for SBOTW. Bam Margera. Sean goes to dunks. Connor then destroys us by introducing us to Quora. We make fun of people in 80s and 90s songs comments on youtube.

Dead billionaires on the ocean floor. GTA V. Sean wants to be Ray Liotta. Bill draws Ray Liotta. The pro-wrestling baby. Deep piss. Piss cigarettes and their effects on the human body. We give Martha a new character to expose as gay. Denstists get put on blast. Newport cigarettes get put on blast. Shitty twitter chicks get put on blast. Grandma is sucking dick in a thunderstorm. Seanic The Hedgehog is a mass murderer. Also, we listen to a track by a sick thrash band from the MA area, Death Strider.

Cold open sort of, right into some whistlin rapper.  Mike tries to make his "fetch" happen. Calorie talk. Science wit Sean. Hot sauce caution. Jackass only does dicks now. A tale from Kowloons. WAR MILK. Big Klit. Ass Master (the anti Big Klit). Immediate SBOTW Winner. Cumbusters/CSCUC. Question Mark Buy My Book Suit Guy. Get Money Quick Schemes/Seanybucks. Gaslighting the colorblind. We then do quite possibly the grossest choose your own ever.

My fingers are all broken and I can't type long or it hurts, ouchie, this is a really good episode though, ow, its just Bill, Sean, and Jerry. Mike was wearing huge timbs in New York I think. We do mad libs and say hump a lot. I swear to god this episode is funny.

Sean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us not one but SEVERAL lessons in the english language. This is an educational podcast sometimes. We end with the SBOTW, and finally some words of wisdom from Massachusetts most underrated death metal guitarist and person-disser, Pal.

This is it. This is our Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. This is Our Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2. I hate that I just typed that. F*ck you. Enjoy.

The first part of the final session of the Lords of Jnchaos saga. The boys clean up after exploding SIMPs and make their way to the final battleground, a twisted tower of tumult at a once legendary Route 1 establishment. What waits for them inside would make a silver medalist of the 1992 winter olympics shudder.