Dan and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike for our first Sh!tbag of the Week. Also: cops or furries, coke dumps, and we become doctors in the choose your own choose your own.

50 episodes, huh really? Sean Mike and Bill talk: poopin in fast food joints, whipped cream, what is a sports movie?, arguing karate kid, a lot of Rocky talk, more mild vandalism, tales of a shut down orange line, we read some really dope porn, how many times can u nut in a day?

This is the choose your own. But just choose, and choose, and choose. Bill, Dan, Mike, and Sean are catastrophically intoxicated at this point. The longest game of footsie ever played. Multiple sewersides. I don't know, I really don't have words for this. Help me, I am in hell.

Ever hear someone say "everyone's at least a little gay"? We're rolling with that this episode. The Grimeys are here. We're handing out awards for everything. Dan, Bill, Mike, and Sean become their best and worst forms. Wet Dan evolves. At some point the episode pivots to being a news cast because, uh because. Then it just devolves into cartoon sounds. This ends in the biggest breach of "bro code" ever. This isn't even the worst. The Special Grimey Choose Your Own is coming next week, they reach critical levels of stupid.

This was supposed to be the Grimeys. Sean wasn't there so this episode is dedicated to that. This is the pregame. Bill, Dan, and Mike are quite sauced in the woods of NH. We discuss Sean, his real last name, and fun stuff like: off brand clothes, Shirley Temple and why a priest was sent to her. Crankin out disabled people. Uncle stories. Stolen valor.  uhh idk what else just listen. 

More Noah! More Fluid Show (we demand it!) I don't know where this is going. Somoene's a cop. Someone's freebasing out of a flying car. Matrixes. Anime and tentacles. Real time tentacles. Emoji game. Birth of our first shirt. Mikes mind has melted and it has to do with Shrek. We realize that all of us would f*ck a clown.

Noah from Fluid Show is back. Episodes rollin out slow. Lifes going fast. Suck my nether regions. Cold open to car stuff and baked potato genital allusions. OJ Simpson. Changing our podcast. Bill lets Sonic enemies suck him. Kingdom Hearts hate. Mikes religion/Mikes self love. Noah meets crack and chooses donettes. Kinky requests.

This is the choose your own from last week, but its very long so it gets its own episode. Sean and Mike take Bill to Water Country and Bill acts like he has the Game Genie to life itself though it doesn't always end up how you think its gonna. Its like they say: with great Karen haircuts come great amounts of jail time.

Mike, Bill, and Sean discuss incredibly important things this episode. Most importantly, they talk about the biggest industry most people aren't aware of. They are shining a musty smelling light on the true villains of the world this episode. Later they bring Baked Court to the masses. Take your friends to Baked Court, find out how to in this very episode. Call us and drag your friends for wack things they've done, we will be your Baked Judges. Also: not reading a room, freebirthing in a cemetary, shortening already short names, names you don't hear anymore.

Shane joins Bill, Mike, and Sean. Sean wasn't there, then he was. They shoot the shit about train stuff, try awful beer, Party Down South. We bring the survey back for a second, then it devolves. Local food spots. Hot tub hijinks. Pogs. Doug Funnie speculation again. Liar ass kids growing up. Sega hazing. Shane actually educates us on beekeeping. Tune in. Learn something. Idiot.