Episode opens with Mike and Bill talking to Nunzio again. Mike gets spiritual on benzos. Talkin pho. A voicemail caller lets us know they're upset with us. Dan's voicemail abuses our platform for potential personal gain (he has since found what he needed). Moshing problems and we find out who the Gallagher(s) of hardcore are. Time travel flicks and plot twists (spoilers for old movies). The group then plays "Stereotype Me" by looking at an archive of yearbooks and making assumptions about people based off their senior quotes. Dan then shows up. The episode ends with our first official Choose Your Own, hope you brought your sea legs. The survey is dead until further notice.

Mike, Bill, Blanco, and Sean are joined by Mike from a band you can find the name of if you listen to the damn episode for at least two minutes. We talk about: wine drunks, Shudder, cleaning ice off your car, some absolutely rotten ice related tomfoolery, Sean enters late, how do u hold yr peepee, road rage stories, voicemails, we get ultimately petty and judge strip clubs, we then read some absolutely pathetic messages of dudes shooting their shots and missing by miles. These dms put the entire podcast and guest on suicide watch. We stop that and then give Mike the survey. In sum: name your kids after cool stuff.

This is its own little episode because its long and would have made episode 32 over 2 hours, also because it gets kind of nasty. Pete, Mike, Bill and Sean do some stealthy swapping back and forth from Chicken Soup for the Soul stories to cornerstore smut readers. Its vile. We are not responsible for what you hear.

Kelly, Mike, and Bill are joined by the shows original co-host Pete! We talk: Jackie Chan, cool 'fits as kids, teletubbies, asmr, faking finishing, the Beatles/Beach Boys, firework stories, XXXXL nips, brain nutting, squirting (not Dan), squirting (Dan). Kelly then transforms into Sean with no explanation and then Pete gets the survey.

A Grimewave voicemail legend joins Mike, Jerry, Bill, and Sean to talk about: old AOL/AIM screen names. The current AOL userbase. Are You Afraid of the Dark. We give some advice. Boot talk. Fluid Show saves the voicemail cause Bill's an idiot. Medford and Sons. Doom fanfic. Goku & Anne Frank: Until the End of Time. We then do a roundtable goober ass survey from some ish Bill googled that leads to reminiscence about the Massachusetts Mad Dogs and mini bats. Remote control blow.

This is an episode that was lost 3 and a half months ago and was found when Kelly put on one of Bill's flannels in the pocket. This was the day after Thanksgiving with Sean, Kelly, Mike, Bill, and Dan. Bill tells an angry story about a handicapped person preventing him from shitting. Mike tells us a cautionary tale of not spending 9 hours at a strip club. Mike watches a birthday video. Asia gets a weird voicemail. Dan gets a weird voicemail. Sushi and lobster. We read more comments on shitty songs, and Dan shares an Aerosmith story. We forget if AIDS or HIV comes first because we have rotted out brains. Sean tries sushi for his first time.

Jerry, Sean, Mike, and Bill all had a good week so there's dubs all around. We talk arson. Candles we don't want to smell. Googling "child skull" and looking at the mouth (go do it). Dentristry and how barbaric it is. We obviously end up talking about poop. Do not poo in the pee troth. We read Chicken Soup about teens kissing horses, teens trying to save future serial killers for jesus, horse girl daddy issues, and caveman children at camps. We incur the ire of the toothless community. We end by asking eachother a bunch of really really dumb questions. Call us with your answers to the dumb questions.

Our friend Square One Mall Goth returns to DM us for quite possibly the greatest homebrew we've ever played of D&D. Taking place at a local mall, and loosely following the plotline of The Warriors, tune in for: salvia, drug rugs, Nextels, getting girls numbers, Pretzel Time, samurai ideation, pencil claws of the gods, and an absolutely alarming number of murders committed by 13 year olds.

WARNING: If you can't stomach terribly written porn stories, stop listening after the voicemail segment. Its vile, awful, and hilarious.

Fro joins Mike, Bill, Dan, and later Sean (who was busy PAWG-watching). Kelly hops on to make everyone do drugs immediately while we're recording. Memories of Jerry Springer attendance and how its kind of like church. We listen to voicemails and Dan decides he wants to play as Aaron in a video game. Two absolute chumps that Dan paid off call in about Dan's bands. Do not listen to any band Dan did vocals in, especially the new one Cave Moth. We then read quite possibly the most raunchy thing we've ever read on this podcast. We round it out with some Urban Dictionary. Fro's survey was long so that will likely be its own episode.

Death Metal Marty joins Bill, Sean, Mike, Jerry, and Blanco to talk about cartoon characters in their 30s, and what drugs they're on. We talk formative music for us and realize the generational gap in some hosts. We read our spam email folders. Mike is known to say sentences that no human has ever said before.. well here Mike says an entire TED talk worth of things no ones said before when he educates us on Dick Wizards. We give Death Metal Marty the survey. Mike gets so high he looks like someone pepper sprayed him.