Part 3 of our bizarro Route 1 adventure. Tune in for: an adventure into Filene's Sub Basement, "I DOUBT IT" Dean, A nod to Labyrinth involving Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, juggalo family being the only family you need, B&E on Bob's Stores, SIMPS, and an incredibly gory cliffhanger.

Hey, this episode is the first of our 2nd year. Bill, Jerry, Mike, Sean, and Justin fire guns at feces about all sorts of stuff that you can probably guess. We get voicemails from Las Vegas and Squeezy. Jerry gets the Choose Your Own, and learns just how valuable milk and scooters are.

Noah of Fluid Show joins us for talks that hit a wide variety of topics like: E&J, party crashing to get more booze, tribbin, whale sex is three ways, human whale sex, rule 34, scali caps, tales of a too wet Dan, drugs, parasocial shit, girbauds, girborts, jnco jnkems. the Choose Your Own is completely normal, nothing weird happens.

Sean, Bill, Dan, and Aaron (with cameos from Kelly) talk about: lots of things. Then we do North Shore Bingo. Bad food place times. Calling out hypocritical drunks. Shit goes off the rails for a while. Aaron's choose your own also goes to hell, badly. I'm tired. I dont' wanna type. Just listen. He friggin dies. RIP Aaron

Tyler and Morgan join Mike and Bill for some talks about: Feral bears. Dark liquor. Voicemails asking what D&D class we'd be. A trilogy of voicemails about keeping your butthole clean (good advice here for anyone who doesn't wipe). Letting people pay to tickle your feet. Nipples, and all about them. Weed nipples. Selling drugs on dating apps. Moustaches. Sean joins. Giants doing dope. Amish dope. Stories about doing mean shit. Seamen trees. The Billpranos. Questions for smarty pants. Who the frig is Squeezy? Morgan gets the CYOA and to sum it up "Its Weezer, they got mad guns."

Little talks Sean, Jerry, Bill, Girard, and Kelly had before the D&D session. Catching up with everyone. Sean's in a good mood and no one is feeling better than him. Sean admits he loves a show no one would expect from him. Kelly rejoices, a lot. Doing school projects on drugs and rappers. The most Boston video ever. Casino talk.

The boys are joined by their fantastic DM Girard to play D&D again. We pick back up outside of the Square One Mall and this episode sees it all: children getting run over and beaten to death with baseball bats, Rollerworld, a brawl at Prince Pizza, adults giving children drugs, a round of Mortal Kombat, trading cigs for stuff, purse pills, and more!

Episode opens with Mike and Bill talking to Nunzio again. Mike gets spiritual on benzos. Talkin pho. A voicemail caller lets us know they're upset with us. Dan's voicemail abuses our platform for potential personal gain (he has since found what he needed). Moshing problems and we find out who the Gallagher(s) of hardcore are. Time travel flicks and plot twists (spoilers for old movies). The group then plays "Stereotype Me" by looking at an archive of yearbooks and making assumptions about people based off their senior quotes. Dan then shows up. The episode ends with our first official Choose Your Own, hope you brought your sea legs. The survey is dead until further notice.

Mike, Bill, Blanco, and Sean are joined by Mike from a band you can find the name of if you listen to the damn episode for at least two minutes. We talk about: wine drunks, Shudder, cleaning ice off your car, some absolutely rotten ice related tomfoolery, Sean enters late, how do u hold yr peepee, road rage stories, voicemails, we get ultimately petty and judge strip clubs, we then read some absolutely pathetic messages of dudes shooting their shots and missing by miles. These dms put the entire podcast and guest on suicide watch. We stop that and then give Mike the survey. In sum: name your kids after cool stuff.

This is its own little episode because its long and would have made episode 32 over 2 hours, also because it gets kind of nasty. Pete, Mike, Bill and Sean do some stealthy swapping back and forth from Chicken Soup for the Soul stories to cornerstore smut readers. Its vile. We are not responsible for what you hear.