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The voice of Grimewave joins us in the beginning for some chatting about slim jims, The Office opinions (Sean hates it), Bill tells everyone he has a horrible disease by accident, Peanuts characters, the real people who would die if we could time travel, new segment preview, the actual first Sh!tbag of the Week, Steven Segal horror stories, we end it by the Choose Your Own Choose Your Own where we time travel back to the caveman times.
Dan and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike for our first Sh!tbag of the Week. Also: cops or furries, coke dumps, and we become doctors in the choose your own choose your own.
50 episodes, huh really? Sean Mike and Bill talk: poopin in fast food joints, whipped cream, what is a sports movie?, arguing karate kid, a lot of Rocky talk, more mild vandalism, tales of a shut down orange line, we read some really dope porn, how many times can u nut in a day?
This is the choose your own. But just choose, and choose, and choose. Bill, Dan, Mike, and Sean are catastrophically intoxicated at this point. The longest game of footsie ever played. Multiple sewersides. I don't know, I really don't have words for this. Help me, I am in hell.
Ever hear someone say "everyone's at least a little gay"? We're rolling with that this episode. The Grimeys are here. We're handing out awards for everything. Dan, Bill, Mike, and Sean become their best and worst forms. Wet Dan evolves. At some point the episode pivots to being a news cast because, uh because. Then it just devolves into cartoon sounds. This ends in the biggest breach of "bro code" ever. This isn't even the worst. The Special Grimey Choose Your Own is coming next week, they reach critical levels of stupid.
This was supposed to be the Grimeys. Sean wasn't there so this episode is dedicated to that. This is the pregame. Bill, Dan, and Mike are quite sauced in the woods of NH. We discuss Sean, his real last name, and fun stuff like: off brand clothes, Shirley Temple and why a priest was sent to her. Crankin out disabled people. Uncle stories. Stolen valor. uhh idk what else just listen.
More Noah! More Fluid Show (we demand it!) I don't know where this is going. Somoene's a cop. Someone's freebasing out of a flying car. Matrixes. Anime and tentacles. Real time tentacles. Emoji game. Birth of our first shirt. Mikes mind has melted and it has to do with Shrek. We realize that all of us would f*ck a clown.
Noah from Fluid Show is back. Episodes rollin out slow. Lifes going fast. Suck my nether regions. Cold open to car stuff and baked potato genital allusions. OJ Simpson. Changing our podcast. Bill lets Sonic enemies suck him. Kingdom Hearts hate. Mikes religion/Mikes self love. Noah meets crack and chooses donettes. Kinky requests.
This is the choose your own from last week, but its very long so it gets its own episode. Sean and Mike take Bill to Water Country and Bill acts like he has the Game Genie to life itself though it doesn't always end up how you think its gonna. Its like they say: with great Karen haircuts come great amounts of jail time.
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Massachusetts clownshoes Sean, Kelly, Bill, and Ohio Mike talk. Sometimes with a guest. Just listen, you dink.