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NOT MOTT’S MAILBAG: CHAOS EDITION 🚨

Kyle the Sponsor jumps in with Casey, Damien & Nick for a Lafourche-sized roller coaster:

🥊 Jake Paul Delusion Watch

If Jake Paul gets wrecked by Tank Davis (aka a dude 70 lbs lighter) — is that the end of his “fight career” or just the beginning of his Netflix comedy tour?

🎃 Golden Meadow Gossip

Kyle confirms: Halloween Parade October 11th. If it rolls, it rides. $20 a head. It allegedly ends with a shrimp po’boy fight.

💸 Fantasy Football Economics

How much is YOUR franchise worth?

Damien: $5K (retirement plan).

Kyle: “5 bucks and a sandwich.”

🏈 Running Back Hot Takes

Who you taking:

Current Bijan Robinson 🐝

Or Prime Ryan “Totally Not a Bust, I Swear” Mathews 🤕

🐯 LSU Pain Olympics

Would you suffer through an 0–12 LSU season just to bring Nick Saban back at age 75? (Spoiler: everyone would rather eat glass).

🌴 Survivor: Bayou Edition

Casey, Damien, Nick & Kyle stranded on an island — who survives?

Kyle gets the nod because “bridge experience > diva energy.”

The crew claims he’d win from his couch in a onesie.

🦐 Seafood Showdown

Best local seafood spot: Mee Maw’s? Chéramie’s? Griffin’s? Definitely not radioactive Walmart shrimp.

🦞 Crawfish War of the Century

Who wins in a crawfish-eating contest: Coach O or Zion Williamson? (Hint: Zion taps out with a paper cut).

🍭 Dum Dum Draft

Root beer? Blue raspberry? Cherry? Old Wayne Charlene handing out lollipops like a biddy-ball legend.

🏟 Dome Field Advantage

Is the Superdome still scary loud, or have Saints fans gone soft since the Brees era? (Also, stop faking decibel counts on the big screen).

🌱 Tulane Terror?

If Coach O takes over Tulane, could the “Greenies” become a power? (Consensus: nope, enjoy your 9–3 seasons).

🦿 Would You Rather: Injury Edition

Lose both arms or both legs? (Everyone picks legs. Kyle sits weird. Don’t ask).

😴 vs 🍔 Sleep or Eat?

Would you rather never sleep or never eat? Crew debates productivity vs. jambalaya withdrawals.

🚽 Bathroom Olympics

Longest time you’ve sat on the toilet? (Casey admits 45 min “email sessions” powered by Bluetooth bathroom speakers).

🎧 Tap in for peak DTB energy, sponsor love to Lafourche Concert & Events Club, and more quotables than a onesie-wearing fantasy draft. Drop your questions for the next Mailbag in the comments—best ones get read live!

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🎙️ The Group Chat Podcast | Mount Rushmore of Jingles 🎶

You know those random commercial jingles that STILL live rent-free in your head? Yeah… we went full Louisiana chaos with it. From Frankie & Johnny’s shady sofa scams to the Silver Slipper jingle Nick swears he actually wrote, to Juan La Fanta, Juan La Fanta (🤦🏻‍♂️), nothing was safe and still You Better Call Badeaux

Nick busted out Rosenberg Furniture, Damien randomly sang Diesel Driving Academy and somehow landed on Pizza Bagels, and Tommy… well, Tommy got tortured with nonstop lawyer ads. We even got Mr. Owl counting licks, Captain Brett slingin’ trailers, and the $5 Footlong that ruined America’s economy.

🔥 Expect nostalgia.

🔥 Expect trolling.

🔥 Expect absolute chaos when we crown our Mount Rushmore of Commercial Jingles.

If you’re humming one of these by the end… sorry, but also you’re welcome.

🚨 THE MOST UNHINGED LIST YOU’LL EVER HEAR 🚨

The Group Chat boys are back carving another Mount Rushmore, and this week it’s all about the most UNDERRATED things Down the Bayou (DTB).

From old dudes flexing their mint-condition ‘84 trucks, to the life-changing power of bitty food cheese fries 🍟🧀, to the eternal gas-station morning gossip circle 🛢️☕—this list proves nobody does underrated like DTB.

Casey swears by Rouse’s deli gumbo 🍲, Turtle calls out coffee snobs ☕, Nick gets drunk on daiquiris in the Atlantic 🌊, and Damien might’ve just been exposed as never eating at Double D. 🤯

Also featuring:

This is small-town comedy meets sports talk chaos—and it might be the most accurate portrait of life DTB ever put on the internet.

💥 Comment YOUR most underrated DTB thing and let’s see if it cracks the next Mount Rushmore!

🚨 The Group Chat Podcast is back with peak chaos and a side of respect 🚨

Casey kicks things off like he’s auditioning for SportsCenter while Damien brags about his Tommy Fleetwood lottery ticket hitting for $1,100. Turtle’s here reminding us that Saints football is basically legalized depression.

We’ve got:

If you came here for boring box scores, this ain’t it. If you came for unfiltered sports chaos, heartfelt boxing stories, and the dumbest smartest gambling takes on the internet — you’ve found your show.

👉 Press play before Casey & Damien flip their LSU prediction again.

The debut episode of Lion’s Pride — the official Golden Meadow Middle School sports podcast presented by the Group Chat Podcast — wasted no time setting the tone. Host Casey Gisclair sat down with Lions head football coach Derek Brunet for a deep dive into this weekend’s Jamboree showdown and the season ahead.

Golden Meadow hits the field Saturday in Thibodaux for the Lions Club Jamboree against Bayou Blue. Brunet said his squad is “tired of hitting each other” and eager to unleash against fresh competition. He emphasized execution across all three phases — clean huddles on offense, assignment football on defense, and mistake-free special teams.

Brunet spotlighted a veteran linebacker trio — Maddox Vegas, Carter Plaisance, and Hayden Guidry — as the backbone of the defense. The Lions will also rotate a deep defensive line anchored by Ryder Doucet and Russ Léger, with a speedy safety patrolling the back end.

Up front, Brunet praised his offensive line as an “absolute unit” that sets the tone for a balanced backfield featuring both speed and power. Quarterback Jacob Davis leads the attack, supported by a rotation of backs expected to bring versatility to the Lions’ offense.

Asked what would make 2025 a success, Brunet kept it simple: improvement every week. “If we win each rep and each play, the scoreboard will take care of itself,” he said.

After Bayou Blue, Golden Meadow turns its attention to a rivalry scrimmage with Larose before opening the season September 10 against Raceland. Brunet acknowledged the schedule offers no easy weeks but believes the Lions’ summer grind has them ready.

The Lion’s Pride podcast will continue throughout the season with exclusive insight, interviews, and coverage of Golden Meadow athletics.

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🎙️ NOT MOTT’S MAILBAG IS BACK! 🎙️

🔥 If you could relive ONE DAY in your life forever, which would it be? (Spoiler: weddings, football wins, and cookies made the cut.)

👉 Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and a little heartstring pulling—plus shoutouts to all our badass sponsors who keep this circus rolling.

Damien & Casey fired up a random Sunday GCP Stream to ride the chaos of the final 8 holes of the PGA Tour Championship. Why? Because Damien put his ENTIRE FanDuel account on Tommy Fleetwood at 14–1 during Wednesday’s live show... and somehow Fleetwood’s been in the lead all weekend. 💸⛳

What starts as a casual golf watch-along turns into full-blown panic, comedy, and heart palpitations as Damien’s $80 bet turns into an $1,100 sweat. We’re also joined by Nicholls State Head Golf Coach James Schilling, who drops real knowledge on golf strategy, mental toughness, pace of play, and even Ryder Cup breakdowns—while trolling Scotty Scheffler’s water ball.

Of course, this being the Group Chat Podcast, we go way off the rails:

🚨 Damien refusing to cash out at $700 (“diamond hands”)

🏌️ Fleetwood vs. his demons vs. Damien’s blood pressure

🏈 Coach Schilling shifting into Nicholls football talk after their upset win

🍤 Sidebars on bread pudding waffles, shrimp bouillettes, and local restaurants

😂 “What job would Tommy Fleetwood have if he wasn’t a golfer?”

🏆 Watch Damien’s fate sealed as Fleetwood finally closes out his first big PGA win

This is part golf analysis, part gambling therapy session, part Louisiana chaos.

Welcome to Group Chat Podcast  — the only show where you can learn how to race a 40MPH Johnson against the Mayflower, decide whether kangaroos are bigger jerks than seagulls, and debate if sneezing for $5 million is worth the lifelong risk of getting power-slapped at a Creed concert.

This week’s Not Mott’s Mailbag (brought to you by the LaFouche Concert & Events Club) is overflowing with unhinged questions:

How much do you owe your buddy if his $50 turns into a $100K casino jackpot? (Spoiler: some of y’all aren’t even paying him back the $50.)

Should 60+ yard field goals be worth more than three points? Or better yet, should we give bonus points for doinking the upright on purpose?

If forks disappeared from planet Earth, do we switch to chopsticks, sporks, or just raw-dog our spaghetti by hand?

Which animal would talk the most shit if it could speak? (Giraffes… the original nose-up Karens of the animal kingdom.)

And the important science question: Duck with a gator head, or gator with a duck head — which one wins in a fight?

Plus, we debate four-day work weeks, Chinese buffets that look like abandoned shoe stores, whether dinosaurs were just dragons with better PR, and why Zeke from the ranch is a cuck for showing up to businesses before opening time.

It’s dumb. It’s chaotic. It’s everything you didn’t ask for but desperately need.

This week on the Group Chat Podcast, we sit down with a man who’s gone viral in the fight game — From Lockport: Phillip “Freezer Burnt” Goyne. His story isn’t polished or packaged; it’s real. One week he’s working his regular job and scrolling social media, the next he’s stepping into the ring at a Bayou Brawlin’ event, facing an opponent with far more experience and size.

We talk about how that moment came to be, what it felt like to walk out in front of a packed crowd of friends and neighbors, and the adrenaline rush of hearing his name chanted by his community. Phillip opens up about the lessons he learned in that first fight, the physical toll it took, and the mental drive it sparked to come back better.

From the childhood story that gave him his unforgettable nickname, to his commitment to train with respected local boxing figure Morgan Fitch, to his words of encouragement for anyone thinking of chasing a goal — this is a conversation about more than boxing. It’s about grit, and the kind of small-town support that pushes someone to keep going when the odds aren’t in their favor.

We left this interview not just entertained, but inspired. Freezer Burnt may have taken some big shots in the ring, but he’s still standing, still smiling, and still fighting — both for himself and for everyone cheering him on from Lockport and beyond.

Buckle up, because this week’s episode has everything: a local boxing hero, a quarterback disaster, pro wrestling chaos, and the WNBA’s newest… uh… “fan interaction” problem.

We kick things off celebrating Golden Meadow’s own Victor Hernandez, who turned his latest fight into a 10th-round demolition job, keeping his undefeated record intact and leaving his opponent wondering if body shots should be outlawed. Al Bernstein is singing his praises (well, mostly), and we’re here for every bit of it.

Then we switch gears to the New Orleans Saints, where training camp reports are uglier than a preseason Superdome hot dog. Tyler Shough’s throwing more turnovers than completions, Spencer Rattler’s getting the “QB1 by default” treatment, and the Vegas odds now say we’re more likely to go 0-17 than win a Super Bowl. Naturally, we discuss the only logical scenarios: tanking for Arch Manning, riding the Nuss Bus, or starting the three-QB formation where your left guard throws the deep ball.

From there, it’s SummerSlam weekend madness—Seth Rollins’ surprise cash-in, Brock Lesnar’s return looking like a human tank, John Cena’s heel potential dying before it could live, Logan Paul proving he’s a future champ, and Jelly Roll somehow taking a table bump without breaking the table… or himself. We even touch on why the Wyatt 6 feels like “Walmart Brand Bray Wyatt” and whether Jacob Fatu should be rocketing to a solo run ASAP.

And then… it gets weird. Real weird. The WNBA dildo saga has reached full-on “how is this real life” status. Fans are chucking adult toys onto the court mid-game, sportsbooks are taking bets on the color, and security still hasn’t figured out how to spot someone smuggling one in. We debate the legal consequences, the janitor’s MVP cleanup performance, and whether the league should just lean into it with sponsorship deals and hat-trick-style celebrations.

Somewhere in between, we roast Dabo Swinney for calling his shot on a 16-0 Clemson season, debate if the Saints will accidentally win just enough games to ruin draft position, and confirm that, yes, Brock Lesnar still allegedly has the wildest extracurricular stories in wrestling history.

It’s Bayou pride, Saints pain, wrestling chaos, and the kind of sports talk you won’t get on ESPN—because they wouldn’t let us past the parking lot.