Welcome to the first annual G.O.A.T. Awards! Awards season is upon us, and just like the Hollywood elite, the content […]

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Humankind is set apart from the rest of the Kingdom of Animals.  For instance, our thumbs are backward.  But the […]

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The end is nigh.  The Fourth Horseman, Conquest, has just reared his head in Russia, joining his brothers Pestilence, Famine, […]

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Since time immemorial, humanity has looked to its elders for sage wisdom. Crows feet carry more respect than an Ivy […]

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A home is a sacred concept. A healthy mind requires a safe haven that we can call our own. The […]

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The digital age has changed the way humankind interacts with the world. The sun is a convenient light source, but […]

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There is, in humankind, an innate desire for exploration. We long to see what’s just over the horizon. We turn […]

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Ownership is something that humankind takes very seriously. For real estate we have deeds. For vehicles we have titles. For […]

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Of the many types of conflict humanity faces, the supreme first-world conflict of the modern age is Man vs. Boredom. […]

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In ages past, on a cold and drizzly night, weary travelers might have boarded their horses and themselves at a […]

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